WHO ARE THEY LOOKING FOR
 Have you heard about the boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees (who was at home on a day off from work) about an urgent problem at the company? He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, Hello?"
"Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes." whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the boss asked.
To his surprise, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes." came the muffled answer.
"May I talk with her?"
"No."
Knowing it was not likely his employee had left a young child home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there anyone there besides you?" he asked the child.
"Yes," whispered the child, "A policeman."
Curious as to why a policeman would at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy." whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman." came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What's that noise?"
"A heckobopper." answered the whispering voice.
"What is happening there?" asked the boss, beginning to be alarmed.
In an awed whisper the child answered, "The search team just landed the heckobopper."
Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Who are they looking for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle, "Me."
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