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NINETY-EIGHT YEARS OLD

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady! A woman after my own heart! Ninety-eight and no enemies. A human interest story. Bill

Toward the end of Sunday service, the minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
Mrs. Neely, "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? "
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-Eight," she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I out-lived the bitches."

Posted here on September 28, 2009
Thanks Bill, you're a real human being.