LEMON PICKER
I went to apply for a job in a Florida lemon grove.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!

• I've been divorced three times,
• owned two Toyotas and
• I voted for Obama."

THANKS PATTI AND LYNN, I NEED THE ENCOURAGEMENT. (April 3, 2010)