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It's a Wonderful Life
HOW BAD IS IT?

  • The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

  • It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

  • The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

  • The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

  • The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

  • The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

  • The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their own children's names.

  • The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

  • The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

  • The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

  • The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

  • The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

  • And finally . . . Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
A round of applause for Bud and Lynn for sending this one to us. (November 18, 2009)