Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer." says Nancy.

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch Whisky, the wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.

I just knocked on the door and when it was answered I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

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