A Walk in the Black Forest

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT
YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A
CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “an apple a day . . .”

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to the thrift store last month.

4. “The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges,” is not a typographical error.

3. The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE IN
A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

1. For Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

This came to me from Verlyn as a "forward" from some unknown benefactor. Many thanks to all of you.