A man takes a day off from work and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to chip when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts away his chipper and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! his ball lands a foot from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog."
The frogs reply "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
He decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man ask.
"Ribbit. 3 wood."
He takes out his 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the round, he had golfed the best game of his life and ask the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frogs reply, "Ribbit, Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says "OK frog now what?"
The frog says "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon approching the roulette table, the man ask, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000.00. Black 6." Now this is a million-to-one to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of money comes sliding back accross the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous fifteen year old girl. And that, Your Honour, is how the girl ended up in my room or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
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