A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon Billy Ray pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from one to ten. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. Billy Ray guessed eight and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was seven. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later Billy Ray along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed two this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was three. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, Billy Ray said to Bubba, "I think that game's rigged and he doesn‘t really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."