The astronauts in the Sea of Tranquility were amazed to discover that the moon actually did contain large underground deposits of cheese. Once outside the landing module, they climbed into the rover and drove across the lunar surface to obtain samples.

In one location they discovered a large deposit of brie and collected twenty-five pounds to bring back to earth. They drove to a second location and collected fifty pounds of camembert. In a third location they hit a vein of cheddar and collected another fifty pounds of samples.

Mission Control crackled through their headsets that it would not be satisfied unless they brought back at least another twenty-five pounds of brie. The astronauts turned their rover around and proceeded to the first location, where they collected another twenty-five pounds of the cheese.

The astronauts were almost back to the landing module when Mission Control radioed that it wanted another twenty-five pounds of brie.

Disgruntled, one of the astronauts sarcastically snapped into his microphone,