March 14, 2000

Dear Ahmet,

I know you must be worried about me Ahmet! I haven't written in such a long time. But I am OK and all is well in this in this hell hole ... as well as a hell hole can be anyway. A few episodes back you asked me to email you with my Christmas list well here it goes...

1. You

2. You with a red bow tied around your great big bald head!

3. You with my favorite ice cream cake flavor ... raccoon bacon swirl!

4. You inside a brand new car with my name on the pink!

5. You swimming in a pool of hundred dollar bills that are all for me!

6. You standing outside my window serenading me with Neil Diamond ballads

7. You and a box of Scooby Snacks

8. You and a tattoo

9. You and a bottle of Mr. Bubble

10. You and a blank check

I understand if you can't persuade Santa to bring me all of my requests but I figure I could at the very least get you and a sappy Christmas card? I promise Ahmet not too make the length of time between this letter in the next too long. I know you have missed me. Just remember ... even if I don't always show it... I truly do cherish you!

Hugs and Smoothies,

Guru Cat

PS

My big sisters birthday was last week and I paid for her to get her first tattoo! It is so beautiful! Like I said she is older than me and always said that I couldn't get a tattoo until she did. Well now she has one and I am ready for mine! So that would be a lovely Christmas present don't you think? Thanks Ahmet!