THE C-FILES
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
JESSICA TRUSWELL

SEASON I

THE CANINE FILES
Join Agents 'Great" Dane Coles and Statia 'Happy Spot' Bryant on their quest to prove the exisistance of the species aptly called 'cats'.
This show is just filled with Action and Adventure,......
(go to scene from show)
Dane: "Is that a cat?"
Statia: "No, I think that's a human."
Dane: "Oh."
Statia: "Shoot it anyway!"
(both draw their guns)
BANG!!! BANG!!
(go back to announcer)
Romance,....
(go to scene from show)
Statia: "Can I borrow a pencil?" (flutters her eye lids)
Dane: "Sure." (hands her a pencil without even looking up from his work.)
Statia: "Oh, thanks." (disappointed that he didn't even look at her, then she says something else.) "Uh, someone told me that you like me. Is that true?"
Dane (blushing): "NO! No! No, of course not. Why would I like you?" (turns away totally embarassed that Statia knows his secret)
(go back to announcer)
and best of all the Witty Conversations.......
(go to scene from show)
Dane: "Uhh, duh, Bryant?"
Statia: "Umm, what is it, Coles?"
Dane: "Oh, uh, hmmm, I don't remember."
(go back to announcer)
Watch the show that has critics saying:
"...the stupidest show since 'Bevis and Butthead'...."
Monday nights, at 9:00pm, on channel 777.

Caption:
Statia: "Both of us know, Coles, that cats don't exist!"
Dane: "Whatever, Bryant."

Caption:
Agent Statia Bryant is a student hired right out of Public School to debunk the findings of Agent Dane Coles. So far, she's been unsucessful but she and Coles have really gotten to "like" one another, if you know what I mean.

This picture was apparently taken by spies on make-out point, (the name says it all! tee hee hee!). Enlargement shows that the two people in the picture to be supposedly the two DBI Agents, Dane Coles and Statia Bryant.

This picture was taken by spy camera in a small church in Las Veggies. It is also supposed to be of Agents Coles, and Bryant.

SEASON II

After the smashing season finale where Agent "Great" Dane Coles was blown up in a freak nuclear accident, Agent Statia "Happy Spot" Bryant needed a new partner. She got......

Agent Dale Staudt was hired by the mysterious Drinking Man to try and get Statia off of the C-Files. It didn't work. Statia got over Coles real fast once she met Dale. Dale, with his "soleful, brown, puppy-dog eyes," was hired from an unknown location and returns Statia's feelings openly. The two agents now run up a phone bill talking to each other on their cell phones.

Dale: These cell phones were a great idea, Statia.

Statia: I know, Dale. They're amazing. AND my parents are even paying for the bill.

(Statia hears a splash on the other end)

Statia: Are you in the bath, Dale?

Dale: Uh...... No of course not!!

Statia: Good. 'Cuz you're not suppose to use these things in the bath tub. But you know that right? You'd have to be an idiot to use a cell phone while having a bath.

Dale: Ah.... right!! Just give me a second.

(Dale gets out of the bath....)

Dale: Now, what were you saying?