Y'all ready?
(Yeah)
Let's go.
Now here it is, one to make you move
something with a funky kung fu groove,
something that'll make you shout,
make you play to the crowd
and make you want to turn it out.
So honeys gather round (right round)
I'll pick you up, take you on, go pound for pound
'cos I'm the only man who'll please ya,
I've got a little something that'll tease ya,
so put those hands up high,
shake your body, move from side to side (that's right)
cos we've just begun,
party people in the place yeah we're having fun
oh yeah I'm going to be a big star,
I'm going to lay it on and go WU HA!
'Cos when the mood gets exciting (come on)
when everybody's kung fu fighting.
(1)
Everybody was kung fu fighting (come on)
Huh! Hu Ha!
Those guys were fast as lightning
Ha! Wu Cha!
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Huh! Hu Hu!
But they fought with expert timing
Ha!
Sing it girl
Sexy kung fu fighter,
Let me take you higher.
I got the moves baby
Sing kung fu fighter.
Take you higher.
There's bright lights orinoco flow (so bright)
A kung fu fighter in the disco.
He's out to take his chance.
He knows there's honeys in the house and he goes for romance
He's on the floor,
he's got a white suit on.
Five past one and the night has just begun.
Cos when he lays it on with style a ladies' man with a nice smile
And right before his eyes,
sees a pretty young thing looking real fly (so fly)
He wants to make the score so he takes her hand and leads her to the
dance floor
He's feeding her line after line.
She tells him that he looks real fine,
cos he's the man with perfect timing,
just like when he's kung fu fighting.
(1)
Sing it girl.
Sexy kung fu fighter.
Let me take you higher.
Kung fu fighters everywhere.
Throw those hands in the air.
The time has come to turn it out,
everybody let me hear you shout.
1 2 do the kung fu! (1 2 do the kung fu)
say 3 4 on the dance floor! (3 4 on the dance floor)
Come on!
1 2 do the kung fu! (1 2 do the kung fu)
say 3 4 on the dance floor! (3 4 on the dance floor)
One more time
Roundhouse kick, karate chop too.
I'm going to teach you all the kung fu.
It's an Eastern thing, that's what I'm sayin'
While the retro disco track's playin'.
Gonna make you shout, make you beg for more.
So get your body on the dancefloor. (come on now)
So boys and girls you know what to do,
throw those hands up and do the kung fu!
(1) [x2 and fade.]