Second Rate Book Titles

These aren't the New York Times Best Seller, by a long shot.

Titles

• Booger Harvesting (How To Pick The Ripe Ones)
• Bolemic's Cook Book
• Wedgies - The Anthology
• Twisted Sister Picture Book (For Ages 21 +)
• Brail For The Blind (in printing)
• Life For REAL Dummies
• Famous Music Lyrics of The 10th Century
• 1001 Nakes Birds (Actual Birds, Not People)
• The Most Boring Story EVER!
• How To Read