Second Rate Birthday Gifts

These are the presents you may expect from people who are any of the following: cheap, lazy, stupid, forgetful, unimaginative, out of touch or are just not invited to your party.

Gifts

• A hastily drawn picture of you on a dirty napkin
• Batteries
• An unrecognisable blob that they call
• An I.O.U.
• Used underware (be sure to be careful of skidmarks)
• A blender
• An unsigned card with no signatures on it, with the receipt still attached
• A Seasame Street video, even though you are obvisiosly older than 4.
• Groceries
• Nothing