A few days later, Bill's Chief of Secret Police returns. He tells Bill that their scientists have concluded their testing on the matter, and that there is good and bad news.

"Well, give me the good news first," Bill says.

"The good news is, that it was Al Gore's urine."

"That's the GOOD news?" the President shouts. "What's the bad news then?"

"It was Hillary's handwriting," the chief says.