grovel.wav (60 k) -- knight harold: "grovel! grovel!" micky: "no, not grovel, it's concrete tile."
fairytale.wav (99 k) -- the fairy tale beginning theme.
junk.wav (60 k) -- peter: "what's this?!!?" princess gwen: "it's junk." peter: "i don't deserve it!!"
liable.wav (65 k) -- mike: "man, we been searchin' for this castle for three days, we're liable to get lost!"
meanlittlegirl.wav (62 k) -- goldilocks: "cuz i'm a MEAN LiTTLE GiRL!!!"
mud.wav (65 k) -- princess gwen: "HAROLD, YOU BETTER GET THIS CARRiAGE OUTTA THE MUD!!!"
mybridge.wav (76 k) -- peter: "my princess! my princess!" princess gwen: "my bridge, my bridge..."
onlyman.wav (194 k) -- micky: "you're the only man left in the WHOLE kingdom that can face the fierce dragon, go through the scary forest, and face the vicious guards watching over the princess."
pleaseher.wav (87 k) -- peter: "i can't help it michael, for i love her so deeply that i would cut off my right arm to please her."
suitinmail.wav (178 k) -- fairy of the locket: "you shall sew me a suit of mail that nothing can penetrate!" davy: "i'll sue a soat... s-s-send ya... a suit... in the - in the mail. right!" fairy of the locket: "yeah!"
trouble.wav (79 k) -- princess gwen: "MAN, you better get me outta here, you're in big trouble!!!"
txpchicken2.wav (35 k) -- mike: "save the texas prairie chicken!"
whyme.wav (127 k) -- peter: "ow! why me? why do i have to go into the scary forest and face the dragon and save the princess?? i don't even like her anymore!"
comeback.wav (54 k) -- mike: "well, that means that the thing come back by itself!"
dontdothat.wav (65 k) -- daggart: "petulla, mr. nesmith." (computer squeaking) "ahhh... don't do that."
interview.zip (1,130 k unzipped/632 k zipped) -- the job interview between peter and the computer DJ-61.
paytherent.wav (47 k) -- micky: "groovy! we pay the rent."
pianos.wav (33 k) -- davy: "deliver pianos?!?"
3words.wav (197 k) -- mike: "and remember these three little words... don't argue. peter: "...that's two words." mike: "you're starting already."
thatsmine.wav (105 k) -- peter: "is it alright if you force it?" daggart: "no! forcing it... ah!" peter: "hey, that's MiNE!"
infant.wav (325 k) -- micky:oh, now, impossible! heh - no, he's never permitted across the street." daggart: "he - he looks, uh, rather mature for ten..." micky: "no, no, no, actually he's just a little infant, yes - i have to help him with his reading. every morning before he goes to school i read to him, come on! peter: "while i'm shaving." daggart: "what?!"
2headedorg.wav (55 k) -- micky: "AAH!" mike: "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" micky: "a - a two-headed org!!!"
bassdrum.wav (39 k) -- micky: "hey look, there's my bass drum i thought i lost." davy: "micky..."
cardboardbox.wav (120 k) -- micky: "hey look! what a great-lookin' cardboard box!" davy: "yeah!" mike: "that is groovy!" davy: "that's smashing!"
gone.wav (119 k) -- mike "he's probably not back from his dream yet." micky: "impossible, man, peter doesn't dream." mike "oh, well in that case, he's gone." micky & davy: "he's gone!!!"
heybuddy.wav (22 k) -- mike: "hey, buddy!!"
indianmystic.wav -- peter: "this is incredible! i feel as though i were being impelled to move by a chant from the transcendental meditations of an indian mystic." micky: "no peter, it's a chant i got with a cereal boxtop." peter: "oh."
mickycomeon.wav (81 k) -- mike "MiCKY, will you come on!!!!!!!!!!" micky: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
psychojello.wav (17 k) -- mike: "psycho jello!"
puttinmeon.wav (13 k) -- davy: "you're puttin' me on."
secretidentity.wav (203 k) -- micky: "what?!" davy: "look at that!" mike: "hold it..." davy: "federal law W443, paragraph seven prohibits the use of any *breathe* public phone booth for the purpose of changing into or out of... secret indentity." micky & mike: "ahh!"
trick.wav (81 k) -- mike: "you don't suppose this could be some kind of a trick, do ya? it was some kind of a trick."
36.wav (60 k) -- sailor: "six in the mornin', pier three." davy: "three o'clock, pier six!"
bell.wav (60 k) -- davy: "tell me, who's ringing that bleeding bell over there..."
capthornblower.wav (174 k) -- (akward horn sounds) micky: "captain hornblower, man! groovy, sock it to me, yeah!"
fantasy.wav (236 k) -- micky: "see, this is a fantasy." peter: "a fantasy?" micky: "he's not really gonna rob the queen anne. peter: "he's not?" micky: "it's a fantasy... developed in his subconscious mind to commensate for the frustrations that he en - that he endured as a child." peter: "oh!" micky: "over the hostilities." peter: "i understand!"
galley.wav (87 k) -- davy: "oh please! not the galley! oh, the galley, no, please! don't hang me! don't hang me!"
idunnowhy.wav (49 k) -- davy: "but we can't do that!" micky: "why?!" davy: "i dunno why!"
commie.wav (84 k) -- davy: "we wouldn't hang around with long-haired weirdos like that, would we?" peter: "dirty commie!" davy: "yeah!"
men.wav (219 k) -- micky: "men! hold it! true we are sailors, but FiRST, we are men!" ship crew: "yeah, yeah!" micky: "and men were not meant to take abuse!!"
moo.wav (110 k) -- peter: "i do! i'm innocent! i never impersoanted a parrot in my life! i can't even do a good cow... moo?"
insight.wav (103 k) -- micky: "mutiny - insight!" peter: "outta sight." micky: "outta sight!" peter: "insight." micky: "sock it to me! mutiny! mutiny!!"
navallaw.wav (60 k) -- davy: "you can't do that, it's against naval law!"
rollyjoger.wav (22 k) -- peter: "the rolly joger!"
swabdeck.wav (76 k) -- captain: "make em swab the deck!" peter & micky: "swab the de... euughhheww!!!"
