| "There once was a man that stepped on a thorn.When he pulled it out a small sliver remained in his foot.Over a period of time it began to bother him;turning red,etc.,so he asked a friend to remove it. Now here lies the problem!...You see,the friend,not being very bright,thought he meant his foot,so he took an ax,and....well....the rest is best left to imagination! Needless to say,the one footed man was not pleased.... I have a similar problem with search engines.They remind me an awfully lot of ax wielding friends.... If one had gangrene;then a quick chop would do the trick,but if you need a little less attention;perhaps a pair of tweezers,and some antibiotics might work as well?..Even better?..I think so... Don't get me wrong.Search engines are fine,in a limited sort of way,but I've found that the best "search engine"is still a human mind that knows more than just how to follow orders to the letter;as my friend with five toes found out the hard way... Am I through here?If so then I'd like to,..ah,..hobble over to search(you heard me right.Don't rub it in!)...,but I never claimed to be very bright either"...sighs,"Oh well"...(from"the internet excerpts") |
