| Ever wonder if the email you send,sometimes gets attacked by indians(native americans),ya know;like the old pony express riders?.. Or maybe you're really only writing to somebody's old answering machine that arbitrarily sends you replys based on the fact that it has a short circuit,and occasionally makes a clean connection?.. Even stranger;Every email you send goes to a disgruntled Postal worker,whose idea of retribution for imagined wrongs,is to download everytime you write someone,and send your letters to the lonely hearts club with the subject:"Please help me! I'll be a captive love slave,and you're my last hope!"?.. Have you ever wondered?.. Actually;it may all just be a really big hoax,and there is no one out there to write,because there is no such thing as Electronic Mail;that is;You are merely typing words into the box in front of you,and it waits a few minutes before sending you a preprogrammed answer.Kinda like the messages in a fortune cookie.. Yes;it may all be hype,and you'll never know that the attractive person you've been writing to isn't,and never was,really there...(from"The Internet Excerpts") |
