Giles: "Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
Willow: "You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
Oz: "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can
really take care of themselves."
Willow: "Yeah."
Larry: "Oh, thank you, ThighMaster!"
Larry: "Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just,
uh, just an act, right?"
Oz: "Yeah, yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun."
Buffy: "You sure it was a werewolf?"
Xander: "Well, let's see. Um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in
the middle of his face, like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first
guess."
Oz: "Seems wise."
Xander: "Oh, oh, and then there was that little thing where it tried to
bite us."
Cordelia: "It was so awful."
Xander: "I know."
Cordelia: "Daddy just had this car detailed!"
Cordelia: "We didn't come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things...I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I'm a...good girl."
Xander: "I just don't trust Oz with her. I mean, he's a senior. He's
attractive--okay, maybe not to me, but...and he's in a band! And we know
what kind of element that attracts."
Cordelia: "I've dated lots of guys in bands."
Xander: "Thank you."
Buffy: "Have you dropped hints?"
Willow: "I've dropped anvils."
Willow: "Do you want me to go away?"
Buffy: "I was going on two minutes there without thinking about
Angel."
Willow: "Well, there you go!"
Xander: "I do not babble. I occasionally run-on. Every now and then, I yammer."
Willow: "Hi!"
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was gonna' say."
Willow: "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah,
1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO."
Buffy: "Meow!"
Willow: "Really? Thanks, I've never gotten a 'meow' before."
Buffy: "Well deserved."
Willow: "Darn tootin'!"
Willow: "What you looking at?"
Oz: "This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever
you go. I like it."
Willow: "So did you like the movie last night?"
Oz: "I don't know. Today-today's movies are kinda' like popcorn. You
know, you forgot about 'em as soon as they're done. I do remember I liked
the popcorn, though."
Willow: "Yeah, it was good. And I had a really fun time with the rest.
I mean, the part with you."
Oz: "Oh, that's great! My time was also...of the good."
Willow: "Mine too!"
Willow: "Oh, there...I have...my friend...so I will...go to her."
Giles: "Fortunately, no people were injured."
Buffy: "Well, that falls into the 'That's a Switch' column."
Willow: "Well, last night was the night before the full moon, traditionally known as...the night before the full moon."
Giles: "Meaning the accepted legend that werewolves only prowl during the full moon might be erroneous."
Cordelia: "Or it could be a crock?"
Xander: "Unless the werewolf was using last year's almanac."
Xander: "I thought I heard something."
Cordelia: "Is-is Willow sending out some sorta' distress signal that only
you can hear?!"
Xander: "Told you I heard something!"
Willow: "Don't forget! You're supposed to be a meek little girly-girl
like the rest of us."
Buffy: "Spoil my fun."
Giles: "And the full moon is...seems to bring out our darkest
qualities."
Xander: "And yet, ironically, led to the invention of the moon pie."
Willow: "I mean, he said he was gonna' wait until I was ready, but...I'm ready, honest. I'm good to go, here."
Willow: "It's nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smootchies."
Buffy: "What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?"
Willow: "At last count? All of them. Maybe more."
Buffy: "Well then, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in
Willow."
Willow: "But I want Oz to get an 'A' and, oh, one of those gold
stars."
iles: "Yes, I must admit I-I am quite intrigued. Werewolves! It's one
of the classics. Yes, I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating
afternoon."
Buffy: "He needs to get a pet."
Cordelia: "I think you splashed on just a little too much Obsession for Dorks."
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