5K is where it's at, even when the beer is flat!!
Welcome to 5K. This is where we all live. 5K is kinda like Melrose Place,
only it's way more trashy and violent. We make up for these moral downfalls
with our amazing tits and ass. We've got football players, dick cheese,
the sceptre of death, pubes, Timmy, the Librarian, White Trash, Plant Killers
Reny the puking machine, Hinton Girls, NewB guys,
Tomoko and the list goes on...and on.....
Top 10 Reasons that 5K is like Melrose Place
- #10 - Two Words - Motherfucking Pornstar
- #9 - Jerry Springer - Our Patron Saint
- #8 - religious cults - (treehuggers, Brujeria, Beastiality, Sceptre of Death)
- #7 - Bizzare Love Triangles\Pentagons\Octagons.....
- #6 - One word -- Dickcheese
- #5 - RUMORS RUMORS RUMORS (did you hear something?)
- #4 - Late night sex rendevous' with FChristy in the Black Jeep Cherokee!!
- #3 - Little Heather's Fights
- #2 - Disco's Drunken Escapades!
- #1 - Miss September!
5K Links - Fun for all ages!!(18+ only - That means you, Disco)
The Infamous 5K Bowling Team - we dominate rez!!
Games Night - Every Wednesday, Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!
5K Cuties - Stories and More...(pictures pictures pictures!)
Our wing - we want some Pu$$y, If you don't like us, you can choke your chicken!
The Mystery Wing - Many who enter never leave.... Who was that masked man?
A list of 5K misdemeanors. The write ups never end!
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