Jeph Phillips: Garroter makes a debut, questions must be pondered on who this guy is? And what does he got to do with Gary Cooper. I must saw that Iron Collar move was great and the fans couldn't agree more. It was awesome. It's just not fair that he had to fight Outlander in his WC Debut. Outlander has destroyed two men now. Last match using anything and everything and this match using his wide range of moves! He may be the favorite in the Rumble!
Dan has a great chance for this world tit;le being the leader of the big and strong UNION. He has so many people on his side. Then theres Bobby Magic who shouldn't even be here in round two. JayPac has been taking to the hospital to make sure he's ok, the FOUR really did a number on him. Magic is talented but just not focused enough but he still has some tricks up his sleave lets see what he's got in store for us tonight.
Dan the Destroyer vs. Bobby Magic
Out comes Dan the Destroyer to a huge ovation and he comes out with the UNION's new manager Dan's old tag team partner, he is Enforcer. Enforcer is in very good shape and could possibly wrestle in the WC if ever needed. Bobby Magic comes to the ring with the boo's apparent. The bell rings as Enforcer already distracts the ref and Apocolypse is back out into the ring. He is taknig care of Bobby Magic now. Dan the Destroyer is sitting back a letting Apocoypse take out his opponent. The ref turns and Apocolypse slides away. Apocolypse stays ringside. Him and Enforcer start talking. Dan the Destroyer hits a piledriver and sedns Magic into the ropes and Apocolypse grabs Magic's foot putting him on the ground now the ref starts talking to him as Enforcer gets in the ring and nails a vertical suplex dropping Magic foward into a powerbomb, called the CORPORAL PUNISHMENT. Fans go wild again. Enforcer rolls away and Dan has this one in the bag already. Here it is the DEVASTATOR the running side walk slam. Magic has just payed his UNION dues! The fans are going wild as Dan covers for the easy pin.
WINNER: Dan the Destroyer moving onto the World title rumble
Jeph Phillips: Dan woulda killed Magic either way, yet thius way he will go almost fresh into the Rumble match. Dan has so many weapons with his UNION it just don't seem fair. So many wrestlers are pulling for him! It's gonna all matter what spot he comes in for the rumble. Billy Jay is drawing the four mens name to see who comes in, in what order. We know Crucible and Jiggallo will be the last two men in. But who will start?
This next match is the only non- world title related match. DarkSoldier will face Merlin aka G-Crusher in a NO DQ Weapons match. This should be great match nad it gives all the Rumble participant time to rest. Let's send you to the ring.
Merlin the G-Crusher vs. Dark Soldier
Merlin comes out to a healthy ovation and he looks ready to go, he carries a two foot long lead pipe. Fans love it. Dark Soldier a new member of the WC's music blares up! But wait it's not him, it's Nosferatu and Exodus. The two men that displayed the WsO last week here they are again. Dark Soldier is sitting above and is pooring gasoline an them and now lighting them on fire, and beating them down at the same time. Looks like he used a Inferno trick here. Officials and medical teams are running out but Dark Soldier is knocking them all away from the two burning victims. Dark Soldier is merciless. Exodus and Nosferatu are screaming in pain. Oh my now here comes Sirach, Dark Angel and Jerry and Gary Cooper. They are helping beat down the two victums who are deing on the ramp. Fans are shocked. Now they are going at Jerry Cooper for some reason and Gary Cooper has got some papers! Gary is taking a mic and telling us all that Jerry is in no way related to him and he shows a document that proves it! The fans still shoked cheer anyways. Dark Angel now takes the mic and announces the newest stable! Sirach , Dark Soldier, and Gary Cooper. THE ARMY OF DARKNESS! fans are going nuts with the combination of evil looking guys and Cooper a weirdo! Dark Soldier runs into the ring and attacks Merlin. AOD stands ringside to watch. G-crusher hits a pipe shot to the neck of DS and then chokes him with it. AOD tries to interefere and Merlin swings the pipe at him and Sirach grabs it and rips him and the pipe outta the ring as the AOD beat him down. G-Crusher manages to get away. Then puts on some Brass Knuckles and clears everyAOD members out accept for Dark soldier and DS goes top ropes and hits a moonsault type splash taking Merlin and the Brass Knuckles down. Even though it was Merlin's idea foe a no DQ I don't think he expected this to happen! Gary Cooper stands on the table and calls for the rocks, and they are thrown at him. Sirach sets a chair in the corner of the ring and also uses one to smash the face of Merlin. Merlin starts to bleed. Merlin ducks the second chair shot it hits DS. Merlin rolls in the ring and Cooper rolls in to meet him with another Wednesday Night Special and the fans go nuts. Dark Soldier gets in after recovering and trips Merlin face first into the chair. Then a powerbomb on the chair and the pin for the win. The fans go wild. Army of Darkness makes their first debut!
WINNER: Dark Soldier
Jeph Phillips: I'm impressed with the talent of Merlin who really showed great talent then you got the Army of Darkness who looks very powerful. Nosferatu and Exodus have been rushed to the hospital in serious condition. JayPac has been released already only in minor condition but these two men are in much worse shape. Well, Billy Jay is making his way to the ring with Jennifer Streaks Miss WC. Fans are going wild. She carries the World Title the fans go nuts.
Billy Jay: (Miss Wc hands him the belt.) Thanks, Jennifer! Here is the WORLD TITLE BELT! (Fans erupt) Billy Jay the rules are a man enters every 30 seconds and there is no time limit. To be disqualified you must be knocked over the top ropes and lose contact of the ring, or lose by pinfall. Weapons are permitted and DQ's are another way to be eliminated. If tossed threw the ropes and out, you must get back into the ring asap! Or the ref may call you out. Jennifer......
Jennifer Streaks: Let the games begin! (Fans explode as Billy Jay and Jennifer Streaks duck to ringside as Outlander makes his crowd pleasing entrance as the first man into the ring. The followed by Dan the Destroyer. The ref calls for the bell.)
WORLD TITLE RUMBLE
Outlander vs. Dan the Destroyer vs. Enrique Vasques vs. Nasty Ness Manson vs. Crucible vs. Johnnie Jiggallo
Bell rings. As once again Outlander stares down his opposition. Dan playing it smart just waits. Knowing that everytime anyone hits him then he goes off and wins the match in a rage of power. He waits , the fans become restless for 20 seconds then finally Vasques is permitted into the ring and the crowd goes nuts as finally Dan ties up Outlander and is tossed into the corner with ease. SuperFly geos strait top ropes hitting a Tornado DDT to Outlander stunning the fans. Dan the Destroyer obviously seeing that Outlander is the favorite grabs a chair that sits near the ring and starts to go to work on Outlander. Superfly about to hit Dan but Dan stops him and tell him to help him eliminate Outlander. He agrees and yells for a cahir for ringside they give it to him. ICON and Apocolypse come running out and go to work on Outlanders kidney as he sits agaist the ropes. Outlander taking a four on one beating along with two chairs being shoved into fragil parts of his body. Outlander works his way to his feet taking all the punishment and gives two punches to Dan and Superfly then hits a double choke slam as Nasty Ness Manson comes charging in. Fans go wild as McTaggert is out again with the beans. Outlander hits a drop kick to him as he enters then gets the mexican in a body slam attempting to toss him out of the ring but Dan with a chair shot to his knee. Outlander now seeing that Ness also is working with them to eliminate the odds on favorite. Fans go wild as Outlander still stands up to them. A double closeline by Outlander sets up a double leg drop to Ness and Dan. Ness gets strait back up and hits a double underhook DDT. Fans go wild as Dan the Destroyer puts on a sleeper hold as Ness and Enrique attack Outlanders mid section. Finally Outlander after many shots to his chest spins away forcing chair shots to Dan's back Outlander stuggles for air but still manages to duck two chairs and as Crucible charges to the ring Outlander double tackles Ness and Vasques. Crucible and Outlander old teammate stare each other down as Dan and Ness two rivals stare each other down at opposite ends. Vasques takes a chair and takes everyone down with one chair. Fans go wild Superfly goes top ropes and hits a Dirty Sanchez, attemping the first pin to Dan. Easy kick out still. Outlander then attacking Ness but Ness miving and hitting a back to belly suplex and the fans go wild again. Outlander taking the biggest beating by this many men ever. They hang Outlanders head off the apron and McTaggert and Apocolypse and Tyler Lee all hits his face with chairs and McTaggert takes the world title and taunts him then smashing in into his face. Blood starts pooring as Dan and Enrique put on Ankle locks and Ness Garvin stomps the groin of Outlander. Crucible takes the three men attacking Outlander out with a leaping cross body then Crucible taking achair trying to hit all the outside men away from Outlander who is bloody all over his face. And chest is cut from some of the garvin stomps. Jiggallo comes running out to the words "Hello Ladies"! Fans explode once again. Crucible turns to see Lil' Sexy checking Crucible over the top ropes and down to the ground!
Crucible Eliminated by Jiggallo at 2: 44
Fans go wild as Jiggallo goes to work now on Outlander and everyone still works to get Outlander out they carry him and dump him ver the ropes but he grabs the top ropes and hangs on. They didn't notice and Dan and Ness the rivals go to work on each other. The ref stops Apocolypse and ICON from trying to pull Outlander of the apron to the ground. Outlander takes advantage of not being noticed being out and slowly climbs top ropes hits a Shooting Star Press to Vasques. Fans go wild. Outlander tries a pin but Ness tosses Dan onto the pile and stops the count at one. Then Ness splashs all three guys at once. Jiggallo waits for the triple pin to be kicked out of, then Jiggallo almost sends Ness out with a leaping drop kick. Ness barley hangs on. Dan tackles Jiggallo but Jiggallo hits him with a chair as he attacks. Outlander still very very hurt sends Vasques off the ropes and attemps a back body drop, but Jiggallo smacks Outlanders ducked head and sends him to the ground hard. Vasques with a hurricanaranna to Ness sending him down good. Crucible DDT's McTaggert into the boiling beans. Fans go wild. Crucible going on a rampage with all the outside men. Outlander now teamed up against again as he is put in a Lion Tamer by Ness Manson as Jiggallo runs and baseball slides into the bloody pulp of Outlanders face. Outlander is sent off the ropes by Dan and Enrique as Jiggallo ducks forcing Outlander to jump and Ness catches him over his shoulder then flipped him backwards over the ropes to the ground. Finally the big guy is knocked out. It took four men all at once to take him out after the most painful punishment I have ever seen.
Outlander Eliminated by Ness with teamwork from everyone at 4:10
Fans go wild as all four men go into a street fight type mode with chairs and everything. Jiggallo and Vasques both trying to shove each other other the ropes. They struggle for the upper hand. Ness hits a knee lift to Dan then sees his oppertunity and charges both Jiggallo and Superfly but JJ ducks leaving Vasques to be smashes flipping over the top ropes and out of the ring.
Enrique Vasques Eliminated by Ness Manson at 5:02
Back and forth as Jiggallo and Ness and Dan go from their lead to the others lead till' finally the two UNION member decide the need to jsut destroy Ness with great teamwork. A double rock bottom type move leaves Ness down and Jiggallo holding his shoulders down as Dan makes the cover. But at two Ness pushes out just too strong. Ness not only pushes out he also rolls to his feet and bangs their heads together and sends both men off the ropes and hits two big cowboy boots to the face. Fans are going wild as they like all 3 men in the ring. Jiggallo rolls to the corner as Ness and Dan continue their fued and Ness bleeds againfrom where he was bitten in the face by Sonny earlier today. Jiggallo waits until Ness turns around and Jiggallo hits a death valley driver to Ness. Called the FOREPLAY. Jiggallo goes to the top ropes and sits as Dan hits a running sidewalk slam called the DEVESTATOR. Fans go wild as the GO DOWN is hits right after Dan's finisher. The 540 splash dazzles the crowd and Jiggallo goes with the pin, but amazingly Ness kickout at the last second. Fans go wild. Jiggallo lifts him up again and hits the Death Valley Driver again. Dan hits the DEVESTATOR once again and GO DOWN from the top ropes once again is hit. It has to be over. The pin gets to two again but a shoulder is up at the third pin. The ref says its a two. Dan complains to the ref as Jiggallo sends Ness off the ropes and hits a drop kick. Then sends him into the corner but Jiggallo is hit with a huge boot. Fans go wild. Dan charges Ness, but Ness ducks and has Dan in a choke slam step up to turnbuckle number 2 and hits a choke slam fron the second rope. Jiggallo tries a insigurie but Ness ducks it and gets Jiggallo in a suplex, Dan grabs a chair to prevent the suplex but Ness while holding Jiggallo kicks the chair from Dan the Destroyer. Then Dan charges him but Manson puts up his big foot again and Dan is down. Ness who still holds Lil' Sexy suplex's him out of the ring onto Apocolypse and Tyler Lee. The UNION members. fans go wild at the amazing power and moves of Ness Manson.
Johnnie Jiggallo Eliminated by Ness Manson at 8:54
Dan stunned still gets up before Ness who is tired and has taken a beating. Dan hits a running powerslam followed by a huge elbow. The pin is made but another kick out at 2. Dan fakes a tackle and ducks the kick then leg whips Ness to the mat. Jiggallo gives him a chair from the outside and Dan goes to work on the back of Ness's head. Then Dan gets Ness up in a shoulderbreaker finishing it off by landing Manson onto the chair. Fans go nuts. Dan makes a fast cover. But Ness sits up at one and goes Cowboy crazy trying to take Dan's head off. Dan is tossed into the corner but hops up and Ness runs behind him. Then a leg sweep sends Ness down again. Ness bites Dan's leg and locks him up. Ness hits a snap mare and a lariet. Dan rolls away from the Garvin Stomp. Fans are on a rollercoaster ride for this one. Ness hits a boot to the face and attemps a piledriver on the chair put Dan kicks Ness's face as he is in the piledriver. Ness has to drop him. Ness sends him off the ropes and attemps a mighty headbutt yet Dan rolls under it and goes off the other ropes and hits a smooth runnignsidewlak slam onto the chair, The Devestator out of no where on the chair. A fast pin. And Dan pulls it off! Fans go crazy
Ness eliminated by Dan the Destroyer at 13: 20
WINNER: Dan the Destroyer the WC's FIRST WORLD CHAMPION
Jeph Phillips: Fans are going wild. What a win. Ness and Dan made that one the best match of the WC's history. Dan is getting the belt from Miss WC Jennifer Streaks, all the UNION is in the ring with Dan the Destroyer. Apocolypse helped him out so much threw out today as did Tyler Lee. Streaks as latched onto the WC's champ and Dan saluts the fans! He is a happy happy man.
Out comes DarkAngel and Sirach along with a masked man again. Wearing Cooper's normal pants but with a masked. Dark Soldier is with them too. The Army of Darkness is their name. The crowd wonders why they come out now! They just showing there face a guess! Well ony Dark Angel can all them guys where masks. The crowd gives them cheers as they leave again. The UNION finally leave into the locker room with the World Title.
Jeph Phillips: What a great day! The WC's World Title is Dan's property now! What a great show! Fans still go nuts! Minnesota fans are going crazy here in the Target Center. What a day. I wonder what Billy Jay will say, good bye see you all next week as I turn you over to Billy Jay for his final comments.
Billy Jay: Thanks Jeph. Dan coems out with the belt with an amazing display of talent. Exodus and Nosferatu are in horrible shape and may not make it threw tonight. I may have to punish or even lock up Dark Soldier for his actions. I will let you all know when I come to my decision. Now I am planning for Ness to fight next Sunday at Riot against Tyler Lee in the Third match between the two. I want Dan the Destroyer to put the belt on the line at Sunday also but I'll let you decide who if I agree to your choice! Great job all, and thanks you WC fans and addicts. The WC only gets better!
(Shots of UNION in the locker room selebrating is shown. Shot of the FOUR attacking and burning JayPac. Shots of Outlander destroying guys and Dark Soldier burning the two big guys on the ramp. Shots of Dan the Destroyer suprising the world with his Devestator to Ness on the chair for the win. Shots of the fans going crazy. Shots of Dan the Destroyer with Miss WC hanging on his as he wlaks up the ramp with the belt over his head.)
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