"There is a certain pride that comes from living in a desert waste-land!" ~Sarcastic KRUX radio Dj

"...that explains why I wanted to kill that puppy!" ~James Dowe- mysteriously and to himself

"No Jon, we don't love death as much as you." ~Derrick- refusing to run across a semi-busy street with me

"It's fun when you're drinking!" ~Sara Spina- a matter-of-course statement made during a party

"They're being gay!" ~Nick Teixeira- a helpful elucidation while two men kissed during a the Punisher scene

"It's better than freezing it and using it as a butt-dildo..." ~Joshua McMurry while weighing different methods of fecal matter disposal

"...Cindy makes me nauseous, Nick makes me cautious. Don't jizz on my PS2!" ~Nick Palmer, a randomly generated limerick delivered while watching television

"'Oh Gerritt will you help me with this flat?' 'Oh baby, I'll do more than that. I'm Gerritt McGill, don't you know. I'll go down on you, now give me the doe!'" ~Nick Palmer, another random limerick delivered while watching tv

"You're like this hard-core black asshole!" ~Santos Contreras, offering an astute summary of my demeanor and fashion sense

"Give a girl a flower, and you'll make her happy for a day, teach a girl to grow her own, and you'll make her happy for a lifetime! Yes, I'm still single." ~Gerritt McGill, issuing sage relationship advice.

"Oh, you say that's disgusting, but you'd do your brother up the butt for a million dollars?" ~Gerritt McGill, admonishing his roommmate's affected repugnance at an origami penis he'd folded.

"Wow, Mike just shot that off into his cup... sounds like me at my little league games." ~Nick Palmer, commentary as a friend squirts dairy creamer into his coffee.

"....Anal Rampage does not even begin to describe what the Japanese did to me!" ~Steve "Hey Steve" Merrell, comparing being beaten by a little girl at arcade Street Fighter to having the lower end of one's alimentary canal violently destroyed

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