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I want an internet girl friend. Maybe sometime soon Ill go into some AIM chat and try to get one, but for a good reason of course. So I can abuse her, yes you heard me right nothin a bitch on the internet does cant be fixed with a good old fashioned -=bitchslap=- cant fix. Yeah the -= =- thing is an emote I can beat my internet girlfriend with out even having to really hit her, and I wont get in any of the trouble or have to ice down my hand after spending an hour talking to her. This would also prove to females that there is no escaping an abusive relationship and that they should just punch themselves in the face every hour or so just so us males dont have to do it, after awhile it starts to hurt our hands. Also with an internet girl friend if shes mad at you, you can leave the im thing up and play Quake till shes done, then act like you were paying attention, which is much better than when our real girlfriend yells at you and you can only imagine your playing Quake instead. And I bet if your girlfriend was yelling at you and you fired up the CPU to play Quake the yelling would only get louder and louder till Quake wasnt fun anymore. That myfriends is why the beatings happen. You (the female) yells at me (the male) I try to ignore you, you call me on it then get louder and more pissed off, then I being the male have to hit you in the face untill you black out. That is no fun for eather person. I forget what my point was but I think it had something to do with Quake.
Girls need to shut up or get beat, or just get beat and let me play Quake.
