A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty virus, which is extremely contagious!" "Oh my gosh," cries the man. He's in a panic now. "What are you going to do, doctor?" "Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread." "Will that cure me?" asked the man hopefully. The doctor replied, "Well no, but ... it's the only food we can get under the door."
An elderly lady bought a new PC, after about 3 days later, she calls in to the computer shop and tells them her cup holder has broken. The confused shop owner tells her that PC's don't have cup holders. The elderly lady says yes they do, she tried to put a cup of coffee on the CD-ROM tray! and by the way this is a TRUE story!
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