Well folks, after long nights of pacing, coffee-drinking and ranting via this forum, we've finally gotten our first hatemail! Personally I was worried there for a while that we would never get any negative feedback, (as the point of this ranting is to evoke deep thought and piss people off, it seemed odd no one was pissed off) but we finally struck a nerve with a female reader when I exposed some truths about relationships. She was fired up after reading my report of what a number of polled women said about themselves. Obviously she didn't read very carefully or she would have noticed that I wasn't just pulling this out of my ass. Finally, before I begin, I would like to personally apologize to this reader for what I must do, but as you all well know, the purpose of getting hate mail is to tear it up. Cheers!
Ok! It is true that some women, not all women do play games. But it is also true that men play games themselves to.
Yes, I said that, did I not? I spent plenty of time hating men in that rant. Also I never said that it was "all women." I would never do something so blatantly stupid as to stereotype all people from a particular group.
So if you think that it is all the women's fault think again! Because I have been on dates that have been very bad! Ok! I am jast going to say it, it was the worst experiences of my life!!!
Like for example: I went on a date that was the worst, the guy picked my up, OK right, not quite he was late, a hour late to be exact,But anyway!He was nice or so I thought, he took me to a the movie's,but all thru the movie he was trying to feel me up, OK guy's when a girl tell's you no, it mean's no!!!
I also made a very clear point on this, yet she acts like I never mentioned it. I knew that no matter what I said, someone sooner or later would twist it around. It just so happened it was "sooner."
So I said no do you think he listen!? If you said no you are correct!! So Kid's what do you think I did!? If you said hit him you are right again!! So guy's what have we learned!? That right no mean's no!!
And violence solves everything!
Another example is: My exboyfriend! He was all sweet in the begining but that didn't last long, because we were only dating for a month, when he asked when are we going to do IT baby! And he kept on tryin to feel me up and to get me to do it, but I let him have my fist instead!!!
Yeah, fine. Some guys are real idiots! I made that clear. I also made it clear that I hate those men far more than any woman ever could, but those are the men that get dates ARE THEY NOT!
But it is true that girl's play game's to, but we play head game's, not physical game's like guy's do most of the time.
Oh, that's much better. Which one sends a person to the therapist, I wonder?
For example: If you have a girlfriend that all way's has something to do on Fir,Sat,Sunday, and you know for a fact that she is not working, Because she dosen't have a job, and her friends are all out doing something, and you called her house, and her mom said she is out can I take a message, It is safe to say she is to timing you!!!!
Brilliant deduction, Holmes.
And if you go on date that has to be home at a certaion time, she has more then one date that day!!!
Cute
And I can say that I think it is wrong to do, but not all girls or women are like me. Oh and if your girlfriend and you are on a date and she see something in a store, get a good look at it, she will want it for her birthday!!!
Or Christmas, or your four month anniversary, or for no particular occaision. Remember guys, keep them happy!
And NO if she say's that it is ok if you do not get it for her, she dosen't care if she dose not get it, it's ok with her! Bullshit! Of course she cares,and if you didn't get it will it will not be good for you!!!
Never mind such things as "saving money" or "reciprocation." No man would ever dare throw a tantrum because his girl didn't get him what he wanted for his birthday. That's because men are... what's the word? "Reasonable."
Oh! and Fuck you! if you girls say I do not!!! And in closing I will say this if you are in a great relationship do not fuck it up with something so fucking trivial!!!
Well! Finally our reader says something justifiable!
Well, it wasn't easy, but our first piece of hatemail has been answered. My personal apologies to our reader once again, but we did make it clear that hate mail will be responded to thusly.
But do women ever listen?