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A voice over begins......... The destruction...... (flashback plays from Last weeks Exile with play by play) WE ARE THA FU'CHA OF THIS BUIS'NAS! The Victims... GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY RUSSO BAITED SCOTT STEINER AND GOLDBERG INTO AN AMBUSH!! The changes.... CHRIS JERICHO HAS BECOME THE NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION... The Legends... NEXT WEEK JERICHO.... IF YOU WANT TO PUT SOMEONE IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO, WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT ON..... VAL VENIS!! Tonight.... two men will fight for the chance at glory. Two men will step into the squared circle, but one will walk out with everything.... tonight Taz & Triple H will wage war to decide who is going to face Bill Goldberg at Crash N' Burn.... the only question is now..... is Triple H Another Victim? Or is Taz just another statistic to the Game?... THE GAME AND THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE NEXT WEEK.... WHO'S GOING TO CRASH AND BURN?!! (Fade effect) CRASH AND BURN....crash and burn... crash and burn..... [[ A 2 minute introduction begins to play to the theme music 'Remedy' by Cold. We see many different clips of AWE superstars pulling off some crazy moves. Suddenly it leaves one picture showing a smiling Paul Heyman. From there we fade inside the arena where the explosions erupt. We are welcomed to the show as suddenly.... ]] 'TIME TO PLAY THE GAME....'
[[Suddenly the music of MotorHead begins to erupt over the PA speakers, as out from the back, with his head down, and street clothes on steps Triple H. He walks down the ramp, takes one last swig of water and spits it out everywhere, as the crowd roars. He gets into the ring with a microphone as the crowd begins to give a mixed reaction, Triple H puts the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak.....]] Triple H: Shut up.... I don't have time for this tonight.... [[The mixed reaction, now turns to boo's. Triple H is heated.....]] Triple H: Taz....... tonight, you are about to step into a world, which you have never witnessed before. Tonight, I'm going to teach you exactly why the WWF never wanted you.... because the fact is you FLAT OUT SUCK! [[Triple H being as blunt as can be here.... the crowd gives the game no love, as he continues.....]] Triple H: Taz..... let's really analyze this....... You..... don't.... belong...... in the same RING WITH ME!!! When you were throwing jobbers through tables down in E-See-Dubbya...... I was winning world titles, retiring legends, making history in this business...... I'VE DONE IT ALL!!!!! [['ASS-HOLE' 'ASS-HOLE'.... the crowd is very responsive to the Game's comments.........]] Triple H: TAZ..... YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME..... YOU WANT TO CROSS THE LINES? FINE..... TONIGHT FORGET GOLDBERG.... FORGET CRASH AND BURN.... CAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT TO HELL AND BACK, AND YOU'RE GOING TO SEE EXACTLY WHY I....... AM........ 'THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE....'
[[Suddenly the music is heard as 'Boos explode even more, the fans can not stand either of these two, they don't give a damn who wins tonight...... Taz gets on the microphone, as Russo stands next to him smiling, with his Baseball bat in hand.........]] Taz: Hunta'...... For tha' love of God....... shut ya fuckin' mouth. I didn't fly to this shit hole to listen to ya shout about how wonderful you are. You talk about takin' me to hell in back...... well bitch....... you aint expierianced hell until I locked ya ass in da Tazmission bitch! [['You-Suck' 'You-Suck' chant breaks out as Taz pauses, and looks out at the crowd.........]] Taz: But just incase you fah'got..... I'M THE GUY WEARING AWE GOLD AROUND HERE NOT YOU!!!! YOU AINT DONE SHIT BUT BITCH TO FLAIR ABOUT HOW HE'S SCREWING YA! I'M THA GUY WHOSE FUCKING WORKIN' MY ASS OFF AROUND HERE! Triple H: You want a war? You got one........ Taz, FORGET LATER TONIGHT, LETS DO THIS RIGHT........... NOW! [[Finally cheers explode, as Taz agrees, and rushes down to the ring, he rolls in a she and Triple h go nose to nose. Taz is the first to strike. Triple H connects with a left hand, as suddenly the troops run out. Russo and Raven rush down and attack Triple H. Triple h is down on the ground getting obliterated. Suddenly RIC FLAIR!!! Flair runs down but get belted with russo's baseball bat. But then a roar is heard. Through the crowd runs GOLDBERG!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!! TAZ IS DOWN!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!! RAVEN IS DOWN!!!!!!! SPEAR!!!! DOWN GOES RUSSO!!!!! GOLDBERG IS ON A RAMPAGE!!!!!.........]] Goldberg: YOU BOTH TALK A LOT OF TRASH, BUT THE FACT IS......... BOTH YOUR ASSES ARE NEXT! [[GOLDBERG HAS ARRIVED. He is here..... Taz, Raven, Russo, Triple H, and Flair are down. Goldberg walks over and helps Flair up as he spits down on a hurt Triple H. My God what is going to happen tonight?........]] [[After the opening segment we fade backstage where we see Chris Jericho watching old WCW footage with Shane Douglas.....]] Chris Jericho: Look at this again..... I got Diamond Dallas Page in the Walls of Jericho.... [[He rewinds the footage, as Douglas looks impressed........]] Chris Jericho: Wait, I got more..... let me pop this tape in.... [[Jericho pops in another tape, as Douglas watches........]] Chris Jericho: Ok, now watch..... Bret Hart..... the Excellence of execution himself is taping in the Walls of Jericho, but the referee is knocked down, the New World Order runs down, I get beat up and lose....... Conspiracy? You be the judge..... Shane Douglas: Well, Considering Bischoff was behind the nWo.... Chris Jericho: Oh, it gets better.... [[Jericho throws in another tape........]] Chris Jericho: This is Fall Brawl 1997... I am facing The Giant, but once again, I end up losing because Scott Hall & Kevin Nash run down and beat me up.... Shane Douglas: an nWo screw-job thanks to Easy E.... Chris Jericho: And now Bischoff's back in the wrestling business.... well you can bet your ass tonight, no matter who it is, whether it be Val Venis, Brutus Beefcake, Hulk hogan, I really don't give a damn.... tonight, I'm going to show Bischoff that I was, am, and forever will be BIGGER and BETTER then he EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER will be.... Shane Douglas: You're a Huge rock-star Chris, we all know that.... Chris Jericho: Exactly...... oh I can't wait..... [[The scene fades out as we see Jericho almost salivating from the thought of getting back at Bischoff........]] [[He started strong in ECW....... he became a dirty player in the WWF, he climbed the ladder in PWO. He beat the best in nEw, and now the Legend................. IS BACK.......]]
[[From there we slowly fade to the first match as we hear the music 'One of a Kind'.......]]
[[After the match, and each competitor has been helped to the back suddenly the arena is lit up.....]] 'THIS IS EXTREME!' [[The crowd roars as out from the back with his sexy Deputy at his side, Dawn Marie walks the owner of the AWE.... Paul Heyman. He has a belt on his shoulder though. Many stand in disbelieve as to what the belt is, as he walks down to the ramp, and into the ring, where Dawn Marie hands him a microphone and Heyman begins to speak.......]] Paul Heyman: Thank you..... thank you... [['E-C-W' E-C-W' is heard as Heyman continues.......]] Paul Heyman: Thank you..... I chose to come out and address the people myself here tonight, because I have a matter of business to attend to, which includes 8 superstars that think they got the intestinal fortitude, I'm addressing 8 guys back there that think they got the BALLS to step up to the plate and fight for the right to be a champion! [[What's Heyman talking about? 8 men? Who are they?.......]] Paul Heyman: Now, the belt you see over my shoulder is the brand spanking new, Action! Wrestling Entertainment INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! This belt will be distributed to the guy who can win 3 straight matches against some of AWE's finest! [[ A new title? Wow.... Heyman is on a roll. But when is this starting?]] Paul Heyman: Now, the 8 men I'm discussing will be placed in first round matches starting next week at Crash & Burn. These men will be THE BIG SHOW, VAL VENIS, CHRISTIAN, RAVEN, SHANE DOUGLAS, THE UNDERTAKER, the loser of the Taz versus Triple H match, and finally...... SHAWN MICHAELS! [[ The crowd goes crazy as Heyman smiles, suddenly.....]] 'CHRIS-TIAN..... CHRIS-TIAN' [[ What the hell is this? Christian walks out from the back smiling, and pointing to all his 'peeps' as he walks down the ramp and into the ring, where he blows Dawn a kiss, and pulls his own microphone out of his back pocket. Everyone has to have a microphone these days........]]
Christian: WOW.... it's great to finally be back in wrestling, and Paul I wanted to be the first to thank you for noticing my obvious past. I mean, let's face it, I'm unstoppable! There isn't a peep on this earth that can beet me.... I mean, they should clone me, just so I could finally lose a match. [[ a 'You-Suck' chant begins to be heard.....]] Christian: You hear my peeps Heyman? They're talking to you..... HEY PEOPLE PAUL HEYMAN IS A GREAT OWNER, HE DOES NOT SUCK! [[ The chant gets louder as Heyman smirks a bit.....]] Christian: No seriously though Paul, thanks a bunch for the entry into the tournament, I appreciate it..... Paul Heyman: Not a problem Christian, you deserve it, and best of luck.... Christian: Whoa.... whoa..... luck? Pshhhhhh yea right..... this is in the bank Paul. You might as well hand me that IC title right now. I mean, who else is going to take me out? 'DEAD MAN WALKING' [[Uh-OH!!!!!! The Undertaker is here.... he walks out from the back with a very pissed off look on his face.... he walks down to the ring, steps over the top rope and stares Christian down.....]] Christian: Excuse me? Who the hell are you?
The Undertaker: Shut up boy....... You talk a big game, but I really would like to see you 'Run through' Dead man INC. Christian: Once again.......... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? The Undertaker: I'll tell you just who the hell I am.... I'm you're daddy..... which officially makes you..... MY BITCH! [[BAM....... Hard right shot to Christian. He flies back, and rolls out of the ring holding his jaw in pain. The Undertaker stares him down as Heyman starts talking.....]] Paul Heyman: CHRISTIAN.... meet your first opponent next week at the pay per view in the Intercontinental Tournament........ THE UNDERTAKER! [[OH MY GOD....... What a match signed for next week. Christian verses The Undertaker in the first round. My god what a match. What else can happen tonight?]] [[We return to the backstage area where we see Terri standing by with AWE World Champion.... GOLDBERG.....]] Terri Runnels: Goldberg.... earlier tonight you made a fantastic entrance through the crowd and dismantled the entire Clockwork orange faction as well as Triple H. But I have to ask you..... who would rather face next week on Pay-Per-View? Goldberg: It doesn't matter who I would rather face, because they're both little punks with little to no chance against me.... but to be honest with you, why don't you go ask Triple H and Taz if they really know what they're getting themselves into.... Terri Runnels: What do you mean? Goldberg: what I mean is, do both of them realize that whoever wins tonight is going to Crash & Burn next week, and face THE MAN!!!!!! Triple H...... the Game..... GAME OVER! Taz...... the Human suplex machine...... NOT EVEN A FACTOR! Just remember boys..... YOUR ASSES ARE NEXT! [[Goldberg charges off the set, showing a very stunned Terri. She is almost shaking as we head to the ring.......]]
[[We fade backstage where we see Jeff Hardy putting on his 'war paint' as Lita sits in a chair behind him.....]] Jeff Hardy: Ok, how do I look? Lita: Jeff, you better stop worrying about your face paint and more about your match tonight? Jeff Hardy: Lita, relax, it's just a match.... Lita: Just a match? Jeff, come on... this is for the number one contendership for the United states Title.... there's a lot at stake tonight.... Jeff Hardy: Against Brock Lesnar... the world dumbest, rookie.... Lita: Jeff he's unstoppable... he's a monster...... and if you're not careful he is going to rip you apart.... Jeff Hardy: ......... ......... ......... Lita: Come on Jeff get serious..... you need this victory to redeem yourself with Paul.... Jeff Hardy: Redeem myself from what? Lita: You know he still thinks that your the guy who stole the US title belt.... I mean it was right in your bag.... Jeff Hardy: Lita for the last time, I didn't take the belt, how the belt got in my bag I have no idea, but the fact is, tonight, I'm going to prove to you and everyone else that I'm an innocent man! [[Jeff walks off and Lita has a smug look on her face as we fade out.....]] [[Suddenly the scene fades into a Vignette that says... 'The dawn of a new era'....... 'The Super-Bowl of this business'............ 'And soon........... every superstar will witness, the biggest sports spectacle of them all!' as we fade into this final picture.......]]
[[From there we slowly fade to black and then into the next segment.......]] [[Suddenly we fade backstage again, but this time, in a very smoky, dark area. The scene is cold, and all we can hear are the sounds of dripping water. The camera goes closer as we see Raven sitting down against a fence. He looks to be in the basement of the arena, as we listen.....]] Raven: Punishment...... Agony....... sorrow, all metaphors that can only describe one sign of fate......... the fate one faces when they reach the pinnacle of the career. Goldberg, you have reached your pinnacle. You have climbed the mountain, you have seen the promised land, heard the trumpets play, but have you felt true punishment? Have you understood my sorrow...... What about me Goldberg, make me next..... I ask you..... What about me? [[Raven stops, looks up and notices Shane Douglas? what does he want?]] Shane Douglas: Raven...... why are you feeling so much pain? Is it because you're different? [[Raven is unsure as to what Douglas is talking about, then his head drops in sadness....]] Raven: One would not understand my pain....... the pain I feel can only be described as glass at the feet of sewer rats....... the dirty become endeavored by the utter agony this world has allowed. Shane Douglas: Raven...... come with me...... let me set you free....... let me show you the way. Clockwork Orange has no desire for you. Your nothing to them..... Raven: Like a pawn in game of chess, I have been sacrificed for those who don't understand..... So it is written, so it shall come to pass...... Quote the Raven.................... NEVERMORE! [[Raven gets up and walks off, as Shane Douglas watches him walk off. what is the relationship between these two? And why? from there we fade out slowly to the next match....]]
[[We fade backstage and see the Game sitting in a chair lacing up his boots for his match tonight as suddenly Ric Flair, walks in. He was obviously busted open tonight from the baseball bat shot. He is holding his head, as Triple h notices his presence........]] Triple H: What bring you here? Was Goldberg boring you? Ric Flair: Come on Aytch..... I thought we've been through this...... there is nothing going on between me and Goldberg on a business level. You are the man...... I'm right behind you, and tonight.... WOOOOOOOOO is the first step to glory..... Triple H: Yea, about that...... [[Triple h pauses a second.....]] Ric Flair: What's wrong Aytch? Triple H: Ric, I'm going to be as blunt as I can be about this.... Ric Flair: Go ahead.... say it.... Triple H: I don't want you at ringside tonight during my match with Taz.... Ric Flair: What? W......why? Triple H: nothing personal, but I got to do this by myself, and I don't want anyone in my way..... [[Triple H gives a look of determination as he walks off, as Flair looks a little upset.....]] Ric Flair: Aytch wait brother.... [[Flair tries to run after Triple H as we fade out.....]] [[We return to the ring, as suddenly the titan Tron lights up 'DAWN-MARIE'. Dawn walks out wearing a black robe. god only knows what's under it. She walks down to the ring to a tremendous ovation. the crowd loves the Deputy of the AWE, as she gets in the ring, and takes the microphone.....]]
Dawn Marie: What does this crowd think of the Deputy of the AWE? [[WOOOOOOO WE LOVE YOU DAWN!! She is hot!]] Dawn Marie: Well...... seeing as you people are giving me such a warm welcome, I think the 'Sex-Appeal' campaign should continue RIGHT HERE and RIGHT NOW! [[In the words of Jerry Lawler..... 'Dawn with all those curves and me with no breaks' LETS SEE THE GOODS....]] Dawn Marie: Well...... Paul always told me...... give the people what they want..... so here it goes..... [[Dawn begins to unwrap her package. She removes the belt from the robe as suddenly.......]] 'MIS-UNDERSTOOD' [[Suddenly out from the back walks Lita, with a microphone. the male fans are booing Lita, they wanted to see Dawns Puppies, but the females seem to love Lita. we listen in.........]] Lita: HOLD IT. Before you go ANY further Dawn........ I just thought I would come out here and level with you. Now Paul assigned me to a lingerie contest next week with you at Crash and Burn. But let's be honest, I'm not much of a 'Lingerie' type of girl. so why not just call this off right now..... Dawn Marie: You want to call of our Lingerie contest? Lita: Yes.... yes I do...... Please Dawn, it's not necessary...... Dawn Marie: Well why don't we ask all these people tonight........ Guys, do you want me to call off the lingerie contest? [[The crowd boos. Apparently, Lita isn't getting anywhere with Dawn Marie........]] Dawn Marie: Do you people want to see my, sexy, voluptuous body in Lingerie next week on Pay Per View? [[The crowd cheers this time. Dawn Marie smiles........]] Dawn Marie: Lita, like I said earlier, give the people what they want..... Lita: Dawn please.......... I really don't think a lingerie contest is appropriate, and plus we both know you have such a great body and.... Dawn Marie: Well...... maybe if you come in this ring Lita, then MAYBE we could work something out. [[Lita agrees and begins walking down the ramp, and into the ring where she walks up to Dawn Marie........]] Dawn Marie: Maybe if you strip off ALL YOUR CLOTHES RIGHT NOW, then I'll call it off..... [[WOOOO NAKED LITA!!!!!! LITA NAKED!!! OH MY GOD. The crowd is just as happy as I am........]] Lita: I don't think so..... [[BOOOOOOOOOOOOO........]] Dawn Marie: Well, then maybe the best option is THIS.... [[WHACK! DAWN MARIE JUST NAILED LITA IN THE SKULL WITH HER HIGH HEEL SHOE! Lita is out cold. Suddenly out from the back runs Jeff Hardy. Hardy gets in the ring and starts screaming at Dawn Marie. But what is this? Chris Jericho rushes out from the back this time...... he slides in the ring with a steel chair and BAM. DOWN GOES HARDY! Jericho stands over Jeff Hardy's body. what the hell is this all about? Dawn Marie smiles, as she raises Jericho's arm up in victory, as the two leave the ring, as they look back at the carnage they just caused. what in God's name is this all about? We then get the EMT's out to attend to both, and then fade to the next match...]]
[[We return backstage where we see Jericho celebrating with his United States title around his waist, his steel chair in his left hand and Dawn Marie walking next to him, holding his right hand, as we listen in........]] Chris Jericho: WOOOOOOO....... I AM TRULY A LARGER THEN LIFE ROCK STAR!!! Dawn Marie: Hahaha... Chris that was great.... Chris Jericho: Dawn..... if Jeff Hardy thinks he has what it takes to fight me next week at Crash & Burn for MY United States heavyweight title, then he has another thing coming, because nobody will EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEver take this belt away from me EVER! Dawn Marie: And if Lita thinks she's getting out of that Lingerie contest she is as crazy as her boyfriend Jeff Hardy. I'm going to embarrass her next week, and show to every single person out there that I AM THE HOTTEST, THE SEXIEST DEPUTY EVER! Chris Jericho: And maybe finally I'll get some respect around here..... Dawn Marie: Absolutely.... [[From there the two walk off together. what in God's name are these two doing together as a team? We fade backstage once more.....]] [[We go backstage inside Val Venis' dressing room, where he and Eric Bischoff stand. Venis looks RIPPED! Bischoff is standing there smiling from ear to ear.....]] Eric Bischoff: This is it...... the big return for the Envy of every wrestler......... VAL VENIS..... Val I got to hand it to you, you look GREAT!
Val Venis: Eric..... there's a reason why Chris Jericho never amounted to anything in WCW...... Eric Bischoff: It wasn't me.... Val Venis: No Eric, it wasn't you..... you weren't the one holding Chris Jericho back.... Jericho got held back because the fact is he is a GOD AWFUL WRESTLER! Eric Bischoff: Hahahahaha, you took the words right out of my mouth.... Val Venis: And Eric..... tonight, I'm going to show everyone why Y2J stands for Y-2-Jobber! Eric Bischoff: Val I want you to beat him sense-less, grind him into the mat, make him bleed.... Val Venis: Eric, I'll one up you...... I'm not only going to beat him, I'm going to END HIM! [[the crowd roars, as Eric looks pleased. We fade out to the ring. The legend returns...... NEXT!]]
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