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Doctor Sardara Singh
Have you ever realized why there are a very few
Sardarji's in the Doctors profession? Here is a story of a young Sardar
who applied for an entry in the medical college, and had to do an
entrance exams. Given below is a portion of answers he gave for the
test.
Artery……………….the study of fine paintings
Antibody……………against everyone
Bacteria……………..back door to a cafeteria
Benign………………what you become after you be eight
Bowel……………….letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section...a district in Rome
Cardiology………….advanced study of Rummy playing
Cat scan…………….searching for lost kitty
Chronic……………..neck of a crow
Coma………………..punctuation mark
Cyst…………………short form of sister
Diagnosis…………...person with slanted nose
Dilate……………….the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation…………in this place
Duodenum………….couple in blue jeans
Genes……………….blue denim
Enema……………...not a friend
Impotent…………....distinguished / well-know
Labor Pain………….hurt at work
Lactose……………..people without feet
Lymph……………..walk unsteadily
Microbes………..…small dressing gowns
Obesity……………..City of Obe
Pacemaker………….winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein …………......in favor of teens
Pulse………………..grain
Red Blood Count......Dracula
Rupture ………….....Ecstasy
Secretion …………...hiding anything
Subcutaneous………not cute enough
Tablet ………………small table
Tumor ………..........extra pair / you die
Ultrasound ……….radical noise
Urine……………...opposite of you're out
Vein………………at what time.
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SARDAR JOKES
