SARDAR JOKES

 

Read and Enjoy  sardarji Q & A...

Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy the whole day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world?
A: Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to or what they have seen.
Q. What will the sardar do if he reads this "wanted for rape and murder
cases." on a poster outside a police station?
A. He will go in and say, "Sir I want to apply for the job on the poster".
Q: Did you hear about the Sardar who goes around asking his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
A: He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
Q. What will the Sardar say when he looks at his ass in the mirror, which had been beaten by the mawalis
A. He will look at his back in the mirror and says: "Saale ne maar maar ke doh tukde kar diye!!'
Q: How can you steal a window seat from a sardarji going to London on a plane?
A: Just tell him  the seats  going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: Sardarji calls Air India booking office. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
A:"Just a sec," comes the reply. "Thank you very much Sirji " says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Q: What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!  
Q: Did you hear about the Sardar skydiver?
A: Yes he missed the Earth!
Q: What do you do when a Sardarji throws a PIN at you?
A: Run like Hell....'cause he has got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture are being taken.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for two hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They can not find the number eleven on the phone.
Q: How do you confuse a sardarji?
A: You don't have to They're born that way.   
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They don't remember the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 19 sardarjis go to a movie? -
A: Because the movie was for over 18 !!!
Q: What's the difference between a sardarji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.   
Q: Why do sardarjis work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Q: Why do men like sardarji  jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
A: Jus-one Singh.
Q: What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
A: Jus-beer Singh.
Q: What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: Why are sardarjis hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can't sardarjis put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Only Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardarji parade.
Q: What if a sardarji's wife gives birth to twins?
A: Her husband goes out with a gun looking for the other man.
Q: What did the sardarji do when driving down the highway to Disneyland saw a road  sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
A: After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back home.