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A GUJJU SPESAL
Q: Why did George Bush had the
gujju beaten?
A: The gujju told George Bush
"You are an IMPOTENT (IMPORTANT) man"
Q: Why won't the gujju jeweler
sell anything to the UP ke bhaiya?
A: Whenever the gujju asked for
Kesh (Cash) The bhayiya kept on giving gujju a bunch of
hair.
Q: What did the Gujju have in
the morning?
A: VERY LIGHT SNAKES for
breakfast.
Q: What do Gujjus call Sunil Gavaskar?
A: Master Bater.
Q: Why did the gujju go to Rome
?
A: He wanted to listen to POPE
music.
Q: What does the Gujju mean
when he says, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A: Ramesh's son failed in
statistics...
Q: Why was the gujju stacking
up 1 cent coins on the day before exams?
A: He wanted to get
"cent-par-cent.
Q: What did the Gujju say when
he saw the prostitute singing ?
A: You are going from BED To
VERSE.
Q: Why did the visitor at the
Gujju place run away when he was offered tea?
A: Because the Gujju said snakes will be served with tea.
Q: Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
A: Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
Q: Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch together on tv?
A: Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
Q: What do you call a knee less gujju ?
A: Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
When a Gujju say:
What does it actually mean:
Beetish
....British
Bilu
.Blue
Burras
.Brush
Bowel
..Bowl
Caffol
..Scaffold
Dievos
Divorce
Dhasla
Dar es salaam.
Egg-joss phan chalu ker
.Switch
on the Exhaust Fan
Fota
Photos
Gero
Zero.
Gilas
.Glass
Gorment
Goverment
Istawbury
..Strawberry
Istill
Steel
Isschool
.School
Isscooter
Scooter
Iscrew
Driver
.Screwdriver
Jee TV
..Zee TV
Jung
..Young
Jungbar
.Zanzibar
Juniversity
University
Kittli
..Kettle
Lipti
Lipstick
Music Down Cur
.Turn Down
the Music
New Brand
.Brand New
Pasadi lidhi
.Did you take the Prashad.
Phast
.Fast
Phen
..Fan
Pholowur
.Flower.
Palty
..Party
Peeja
.Pizza
Philam
..Film
Phanta
..Fanta
Punge
Sponge
Sanoo
Snow
Winda
..Windows
Viza
.Visa
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