A GUJJU SPESAL

Q:  Why did George Bush had the gujju beaten?
A:  The gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTENT   (IMPORTANT) man"
 
Q:  Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ke bhaiya?
A:  Whenever the gujju asked for Kesh (Cash) The bhayiya kept on  giving gujju a bunch of hair.
 
Q:  What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A:  VERY LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.
 
Q:  What do Gujjus call Sunil Gavaskar?
A:  Master Bater.
 
Q:  Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A:  He wanted to listen to POPE music.
 
Q:  What does the Gujju mean when he says, "Ramesh no dikro STATES  ma gayon" ?
A:  Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
 
Q:  Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before      exams?
A:  He wanted to get "cent-par-cent”.
 
Q:  What did the Gujju say when he saw the prostitute singing ?
A:  You are going from BED To VERSE.
 
Q:  Why did the visitor at the Gujju place run away when he was offered tea?
A:  Because the Gujju said snakes will be served with tea.

Q:  Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
A:  Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

Q:  Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch together on tv?
A:  Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)

Q:  What do you call a knee less gujju ?
A:  Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less
)
 

When a Gujju say:         What does it actually mean:

Beetish……………………………....British
Bilu………………………………….Blue
Burras……………………………….Brush
Bowel………………………………..Bowl
Caffol………………………………..Scaffold
Dievos………………………………Divorce
Dhasla………………………………Dar es salaam.
Egg-joss phan chalu ker……….Switch on the Exhaust Fan
Fota…………………………………Photos
Gero…………………………………Zero.
Gilas……………………………….Glass
Gorment……………………………Goverment
Istawbury…………………………..Strawberry
Istill…………………………………Steel
Isschool…………………………….School
Isscooter……………………………Scooter
Iscrew Driver…………………….Screwdriver
Jee TV……………………………..Zee TV
Jung………………………………..Young
Jungbar…………………………….Zanzibar
Juniversity…………………………University
Kittli………………………………..Kettle
Lipti…………………………………Lipstick
Music Down Cur……………….Turn Down the Music
New Brand……………………….Brand New
Pasadi lidhi……………………….Did you take the Prashad.
Phast……………………………….Fast
Phen………………………………..Fan
Pholowur………………………….Flower.
Palty………………………………..Party
Peeja……………………………….Pizza
Philam……………………………..Film
Phanta……………………………..Fanta
Punge………………………………Sponge
Sanoo………………………………Snow
Winda……………………………..Windows
Viza ……………………………….Visa