Why Matrix loves Gun more than AndrAIa:
10. Gun's useful for more than shopping.
9. Gun never asked Matrix is that armoring made her handle look big.
8. Gun listens to Matrix's every command
7. Gun's hooked up to his bionic eye for instant targeting...AndrAIa's just always following him
6. Gun never wants sex when he has a headache.
5. Gun never calls him 'Sparky' or 'lover' in front of his friends.
4. Gun doesn't ask questions
3. "Gun...command line...full delete!"
2. Gun never fought with him over shiny balls of light (Where No Sprite has Gone Before for those people who don't get it.)
And the number one reason why Matrix loves Gun more than AndrAIa:
1. Gun is portable, fast and if deleted he can always get a new gun.
Why Matrix loves AndrAIa more than Gun:
10. She's cute, fun and deadly
9. She can bend men's mind to her will through sex appeal.
8. Frisket listens to her
7. Gun is a mindless piece of machinary
6. She keeps him from making some stupid mistakes
5. (this is for the guys) How would you like to have a tall, beautiful, sexy female completely devoted to you?
4. She has play dough hair (no I don't know what this has to do with the point)
3. Encourages him and cheers him up
2. Kept him sane while they were in the Web
And the number one reason Matrix loves AndrAIa more than Gun:
1. AndrAIa gives him nookie.
Reasons why women want to murder AndrAIa:
10. You could extract her nails and use them for annoying people who sit next to you in class
9. She has the perfect body
8. She looks good in only a bra
7. She has traveled all over the Net and is barely into her twenties
6. She'll look good in anything
5. She's a great fighter
4. She's smart, quick, sexy and athletic...You have to be female to understand that one.
3. I bet she doesn't have to watch what she eats
2. She grew from a cute little kid into a sexy adult without the annoying 'fat phase' most girls go through.
And the number one reason women want to kill AndrAIa:
1. She has Matrix as a lover and boyfriend. That bitch.