Mike the TV
In
The Search for Silence

Mike


Standing with a little girl binome holding a Bob bear.
Mike: Mike, your favorite TV here in our latest adventure, the Search for Silence. It seems that no one has had peace and quiet for cycles! We are here with our first witness. Now when was the last time you had a quiet naptime?
Little Girl Binome: sucks her thumb Mike: Come on, kid. Stop sucking your thumb and answer the question.
Little Girl Binome: Stops sucking her thumb and breaks out in tears.
Mother Binome comes, picks up the little girl and smacks Mike.
Mike: Turn off the camera! Now!

Mike is in Dot's Diner talking with the owner, Dot
Mike: Now, Dot, when is the last time you had peace and quiet?
Dot: glaring The nano before you walked in.
Mike. Come now, be serious.
Dot: I am being serious, now go away! Go!
Mike: But Dot…
Dot: Now!
Mike: But, I…
Switches to view of Mike running out of the Diner being chased by Frisket
Mike: Turn…the camera…off!

Comes to a human typing away on a laptop
Mike: Excuse, me, sir! When is the last time you had peace and quiet?
Human: Mike, go away, before I make you do something real stupid.
Mike: Just who do you think you are?
Human: I am your scriptwriter, Mike. I have complete control over you.
Mike: Really. Look, we need to talk about my job here. I don't think that I'm well suited to investigative reporting. Maybe the weather…
Human: Mike?
Mike: Yes?
Human: Go away.
Mike: sighs and walks off screen

Mike stands with Feathers
Mike: When is the last time you had peace and quiet?
Feathers: blinks
Mike: Not you too!
Feathers: blinks
Bob and Dot walk on screen. They pick Mike up by his arms and walk off screen
Mike: Hey you can't do this! Guys, come on!
Noise stops as the camera does a close up of Feather's face
Feathers: blinks

Mike is tied up and gagged while Bob and Dot enjoy energy shakes
Dot: He says to turn the camera off.
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