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The Search for Daemon

Mike the TV In The Search for Daemon Mike's on the Saucy Mare, Princess Bula is standing near
Mike: Mike, your favorite TV here on our newest
adventure, the Search for Daemon. Here we have our first witness. Bula, where did you see her?
Princess Bula: I princess! You apologize!
Mike: No. Where did you see Daemon?
Princess Bula: Apologize!
Mike: No, you big baby! Now tell me where you saw her!
Princess Bula: Apologize!
Mike: No!
Princess Bula: Yes!
Mike: No!
Princess Bula: Yes!
Two pirates watch near by
Pirate 1: I'm betting on Bula.
Pirate 2: You're on!
There is a loud, crashing noise
Pirate 2: I'll pay you later.

Mike is in Al's Wait and Eat talking to Al's waiter on Inline skates
Mike: Now where did you see her?
Al's Waiter: Like, what?
Customer: Waiter!
Al's Waiter: Wait a nano, like I'm being rushed off my in-lines.
Mike: Where did you see Daemon.
Al's Waiter: I, like, don't even know what you're talking about. Like, I think you're here for Al.
Customer: Waiter!
Al's Waiter: Like, I'm coming! Skates off screen Mike walks over to a closed door
Mike: Al, where did you see Daemon?
Al: WHAT?!
Mike: This is going to be a loooong day!

In a darkened alley, a male binome stands near. He is dressed in shabby clothes
Mike: Where did you see Daemon?
Binome: At Dot's Diner.
Mike: Really? When?
Binome: Everyday. It's Dot! Dot is Daemon! I'm telling you. Have you ever noticed how she slowly starting to take over Mainframe?
Mike smacks his forehead and makes the universal 'crazy' sign. Jerks his thumb to the left and walks off screen. Camera begins to follow when the binome rushes up and grabs it
Binome: Its Dot! I swear its her! Beware Dot! BEWARE!

Mike is standing with a binome in tan clothes who is holding a cage with a green null inside Mike: You're telling me that Nibbles has seen Daemon?
Binome: Yep. Just ask him. Sets the cage down and opens the door. Come on Nibbles tell Mike about Daemon.
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While Mike is speaking Nibbles slowly crawls out of his cage. The binome is to busy smiling into the camera to notice as Nibbles slowly climbs onto him and begins to suck out all his energy!
Mike: Throws down his microphone in disgust. Can someone get a doctor over here? Walks off screen

Mike is standing in an alley with Feathers McGraw
Mike: Feathers, where did you see Daemon?
Feathers: blinks
Mike: triumphantly. There you have it folks. Anything else you would like to say.
Feathers: blinks
Mike: Thanks for joining us today! Join us next time on the Search for Sanity! See you then!
Feathers: blinks

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