Tallulah was born stateside, and is one of the younger daughters of the Exxxcedrin clan.  Born in 1903 she is just an infant in Beetle Guise time.  Her youth is no excuse for her indiscretions however.  Always drawn to the stage, she fits well within the carnival atmosphere that sometimes follows this family around.  Tallulah has even been known to wear "drag" and dress up like a boy for shows.  It is always in good sport though.  No one can quite match her enthusiasm and vigor for insulting and ignoring other people.  Her most quoted expression is; "Yeah, yeah, whatever, let's talk about me."  After performing in numerous plays on Broadway under the less than creative pseudonym, Tallulah Bankhead, she is finding Fairbanks audiences to be much nicer.  They have given her quite a welcome.  Unfortunately, due to her constant desire to be "treated in the manner to which I've become accustomed," Tallulah is soon off to Seattle to find  her sugar daddy.  Her father approves whole heartedly, happily singing, "Meet me in Seattle, attle" until Lady B. hits him.  It's not so bad that he's singing the song- it's just that those are the only words he thinks he knows.  All day long, "Meet me in St. Louis, Louis" non-stop day and night with the wrong words to boot.  Lady B. also disapproves because she will greatly miss her beloved daughter, and has taken to calling her a "Hooker" to show her love.  We only have her for this year - but what a year it's going to be.