BERNS WEB PAGE.......My farewell party will be August 10th, I'm leaving Oxnard August 21st, I'm leaving CA for boot camp in Georgia August 22nd.

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I just went to comic-con this weekend, dudes! It was one of the most awesome days of my life. im pretty lucky, too, cuz this year's comic-con was the biggest and coolest ever. there were celebs, people dressed up like different characters, cool toys, and, of course, comics. Some of the celebs I met were Warwick Davis (Willow and the Leprechaun)), David Steinburg (Willow's friend, Meegosh), Linda O'neil (fitness model and Stacker 2 chick), and Lisa Marie Scott (Playboy model Miss February 1995). Click on the link below for all the details!

BERNS FAREWELL PARTY FAQ

The last Sleaze Question was about who masturbated the most. As you can see, AJ's picture is no where to be seen. He was awfully upset when he saw his picture as one of the answers. So I wiped away his tears and replaced his picture with Jordan's (can you tell?).

Sleaze question 3: Which one of the following people is in a sorority?

Joke Buttons will be added every now and then. Here's a couple samples I just thought of:

Below is the poster for my upcoming movie with The Rock and Jet Li. It's called Symbiote Element and it premieres February 12th 2012...2/12/12!!! Can you sense a theme?(psst...it's the number 12 for some of you slow jabronis)