Special Thanks

Here's special thanks to those that I care ta mention (in ascending order):

Dennis Childers and the entire Childers family, Tessa Frieze, Faith Formyduval, Paula Johnson and the entire Johnson family, Jamie Knakmuhs, Randi Macklem, those li'l monkey - demons that enters my pc and screws up everything, Michael 'Mike' Pendleton, Sheri Pendleton (rest in peace), Hannah Rockwell, Tracy Scarberry, Jodi Slomp, all my earlier classmates for the torment you ungraceful bastards have given me, numerous unknown others

I also want to thank everyone who helped me with my writing skills, my medical help and those that made me as sarcastic as I am today:

Jim and Diane Downard, Bill Fyffe, Linda Fink, John 'Ozzy' Osbourne, Michelle Perry and everyone at Holzer Clinic in Jackson, Ohio; Mary, Beth and everyone at Dodd Hall in Columbus, Ohio; those fine people down at Angelfire for making the 'Basic HTML Guide' (which I used constantly becaues this entire Site was made with pure HTML), numerous unknown others

Nothing mentioned in this Site was written to offend anyone (including the hidden link of jokes that I have hidden somewhere in this Site ). If something offended you, please take it in your heart to understand that I was not aiming at pissing you people off...if I wanted to, they'd be no trying about it!

...and Moses told his people, "Listen to thy music of Ozzy, and thou art shalt be good..."

I forgot to thank my 3 friends Me, I, and my best friend Myself...if it weren't for them, none of this would have been possible.