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It's been learned that a consortium of John Edwards supporters, not Edwards himself, have formed a consortium to purchase the National Enquirer with a promise to return the paper to its tabloid roots.

Said a spokesperson, "The National Enquirer has begun delving into what they consider serious news. We feel the Enquirer belongs at the top of the supermarket checkout rack with other such notable tabloids as the Sun and the Globe. This is not an attempt to silence the Enquirer in any way and any inference to that end is misguided."

"Stories which they are now printing involving well known nation-wide personalities, with an eye towards increased sales belong only with reputable media outlets such as ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN and so on. As you know, these outlets don't consider these stories about Edwards worth printing, covering or commenting on. We trust their judgement much more than we do the Enquirer, you should too."

"We also want to ensure the paper doesn't in any way infringe on the presumptive Democratic Party nominee by delving into his past and printing information which may be detrimental to his campaign. Again, the mainstream media doesn't consider this important, and neither do we."

"In the future the Enquirer will be printing obviously false stories involving space aliens, the success of the surge and the like, thus returning the paper to it's roots."

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — The nation's longest-serving U.S. Senator Robert Byrd tells candidates John McCain and Barack Obama that to be the great president America needs they need to be what George W. Bush was not.

Byrd has long been a critic of the president, and his latest book offers a scathing assessment of Bush:

Byrd delivers homespun wisdom in "Letter to a New President." He quotes philosophers, poets and Founding Fathers in equal measure, championing values that may seem old-fashioned but are, he argues, needed more than ever.

Who is Robert Byrd:

Ex-Klansman Robert Byrd, the senior senator from West Virginia, casually used the phrase "white nigger" twice on national TV.

The ex-Klansman, you see, is a Democrat. Democrats can join hate groups and utter the ugliest racial slurs and get away with it because they are Democrats. They belong to the party of racial tolerance and understanding. They're paragons of virtue, and the rest of us are bigoted rubes.

The ex-Klansman showed his true colors when asked by Fox News Sunday morning talk show host Tony Snow about the state of race relations in America. Sen. Byrd warned: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word. We just need to work together to make our country a better country, and I'd just as soon quit talking about it so much."

In 1942, 24-year-old Byrd joined the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), whose parades in Matoaka, West Virginia, he had witnessed in his childhood. He was unanimously elected Exalted Cyclops, or leader, of his local chapter.

Byrd, in his autobiography, attributed the beginnings of his political career to this incident, although he lamented that they involved the Klan. According to Byrd, a KKK official told him "You have a talent for leadership, Bob... The country needs young men like you in the leadership of the nation." Byrd recalls that "suddenly lights flashed in my mind! Someone important had recognized my abilities! I was only 23 or 24 years old, and the thought of a political career had never really hit me. But strike me that night, it did."[4] He participated in the KKK during World War II, holding the titles Kleagle (recruiter) and Exalted Cyclops. He did not serve in the military during the war

Byrd commented on the 1945 controversy about racially integrating the military. Byrd, when he was 28 years old, wrote to segregationist Senator Theodore Bilbo, of Mississippi, vowing never to serve in such a military:

"Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."

He had earlier written "I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side". 

How could he write a book while drooling all over the paper. He was having a bad day because he ran out of pampers.  Robert Byrd is a disgrace. He should be stuffed and put in a museum as an exhibit on "yellow dog Democrats."  Everyone should always be reminded that he is the ‘conscious’ of the Democrat party, white hood and all...