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The President & Vice President:
Their accomplishments, their affairs, and what their up to now.

Commonly Requested Federal Services:
You need information on someone or need to have a problem taken care of.

Citizens' Handbook:
Your guide to fitting in as a good citizen.

What's New:
Recent White House events
- President talks to Chinese in Lincoln bedroom and they promised him Mo Money.
- President warns about the health effects of cigars.

White House History and Presidents:
Past Presidents and First Families, and about anything else you need to know. Clinton Joke Of The Day

Site News:
Recent updates on our Main site
- News from Clinton News Network
- Will President Clinton support AlGore?
- White House favorite site: www.Rush.com

The Virtual Library:
Despite our best efforts to tax and govern the Internet, free information like this is still available for now. Access our Virtual Library, while it's still legal.

The Briefing Room:
The latest news on The President's struggle with his briefs.

White House and Friends Help Desk:
Let us help you and our Friends help you.

White House for Kids:
Hey kids! Some of the best Cabinet Officers have come from here. Come here so that we can teach you where we learned it.".

[Cigars by Monica]

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