I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from
the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start
a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop
but, I don't know what
got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly:
"Doin Just Fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"
What kind of
question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"
At this point I am just trying
to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
Can I come
over to your place after while?
Ok, this question is just wacky but I
figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him,
"Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear
the guy say nervously...
"LISTEN, I'll have to call you
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my