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If the Three Wise Men had been gay

They would have done a fabulous parade through the "Big B" in floor-length auburn/gold sequined capes to match the "Star of Bethlehem" lighting effects,

Arrived early,

Helped deliver the baby and dressed it in a gorgeous buttercream-colored 100% Egyptian Cotton throw,

Cleaned the stable and redecorated it in a western theme to match the animals,

Would NOT have made a casserole -- instead, a flawless entree of Chilean sea bass dusted in cocoa powder, with Guatemalan mangoes in a light chutney mix, mashed potatoes with a light cream fennel sauce, Anjou pears with Grand Marnier meringue swirls, topped off with perfectly ripened Brie and caff/half caff Cappuccino con panna.

The practical gifts would have included several items from the new Martha Stewart Living Collection.

Peace On Earth?? How can you have any peace when the entire night screams for a drag number?

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