"There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver."-Christian Slater
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?"
"Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more."-Michael Wincott and Alan Rickman
"Did God paint you?"
"Did God paint me? For certain."-Sarah Alexandra and Morgan Freeman
