"Stupid, fat hobbit!" -Andy Serkis
"The fat hobbit knows." -Andy Serkis
"I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf!" -John Rhys-Davies
"I'd want to hear more about Sam. Samwise the Brave. Frodo wouldn't have gotten very far without Sam."
"Mr. Frodo, don't make fun. I'm being serious."
"So am I." -Elijah Wood and Sean Astin
"Bring your pretty face to my axe." -John Rhys-Davies