"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emporer, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life, or the next." -Russell Crowe
"It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed." -Joaquin Phoenix
"Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around eating, and not mating. You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back." -Oliver Reed
"Am I not merciful?" -Joaquin Phoenix
