“Eve, a guy walks into your life, who is the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you’ve ever met...”
“And I have him committed.”-Dave Foley and Alicia Silverstone
“Uh Eve, this is Adam. Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me. And I wanted to tell you that I...that uh...that I wish so many good things for you. I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true and...and that’s all I...and that’s all.”-Brendan Fraser
"But it turns out, the short and simple definition of a gentleman or a lady is someone who always tries to make sure that the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible."-Dave Foley
"What's baseball?"
"It's a game, son. I can explain it pretty easily. See, there's a pitcher..."
"Oh, like a painting."
"No, a pitch-er."
"Like one of Mom's?"
"No, there's a man who throws a ball to a man who has a bat."
"Oh! The noctunal flying mammal!"
-Douglas Smith and Christopher Walken
