"How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?"

(author unknown)

Anatolian: I found the lightbulb for you, Mom, and I dug a nice deep hole in the driveway to keep it cool.

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the lightbulbs in a little circle...

Border Collie: I'll replace the bulb and make sure the wiring's up to code at the same time.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Dalmation: I hate the new lightbulb.

Daschund: You know I can't reach that light!

Doberman: Why this particular brand of lightbulb? I suggest a more efficient form of lighting--perhaps a fluorescent bulb.

German Shepherd: All right, everyone stop where you are. Who busted the light? I said, STOP where you ARE!

Golden Retriver: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Hound: Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps and it's mine, all MINE!

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeease can I change the lightbulb? Can I, can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Old English Sheepdog: Lightbulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a lightbulb?

Pitbull: You want the bulb? Try and take it from me.

Pointer: I see it. There it is--there it is, riiiight there...

Pomeranian: I don't change lightbulbs, but if it's important I'm sure my agent can get someone in to do it while I'm out.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go ahead. Make me.

Schipperke: It's your lightbulb--change it yourself. Unless... is there food involved?

Shi-tzu: Please, dahling. We DO have servants.

Silky: Okay already! You KNOW I have to shake it till it's dead first! Uh, Mom... I don't think this one works.

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