"How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Anatolian: I found the lightbulb for you, Mom, and I dug a nice deep hole in the driveway to keep it cool.
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the lightbulbs in a little circle...
Border Collie: I'll replace the bulb and make sure the wiring's up to code at the same time.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Dalmation: I hate the new lightbulb.
Daschund: You know I can't reach that light!
Doberman: Why this particular brand of lightbulb? I suggest a more efficient form of lighting--perhaps a fluorescent bulb.
German Shepherd: All right, everyone stop where you are. Who busted the light? I said, STOP where you ARE!
Golden Retriver: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Hound: Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?
Jack Russell: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps and it's mine, all MINE!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeease can I change the lightbulb? Can I, can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Old English Sheepdog: Lightbulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a lightbulb?
Pitbull: You want the bulb? Try and take it from me.
Pointer: I see it. There it is--there it is, riiiight there...
Pomeranian: I don't change lightbulbs, but if it's important I'm sure my agent can get someone in to do it while I'm out.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead. Make me.
Schipperke: It's your lightbulb--change it yourself. Unless... is there food involved?
Shi-tzu: Please, dahling. We DO have servants.
Silky: Okay already! You KNOW I have to shake it till it's dead first! Uh, Mom... I don't think this one works.