Chinese Food for Dinner

"It's like two ships that pass in the night, only it was daytime and there were no ships."
"I thought you were going to say, 'like two ships that pass in the night, only it wasn't nighttime and they hit each other'."
"...That's awesome!"
"Farrier humor. At the end of the day, it's the only thing that keeps us going."
"Oh, this is a good fortune. 'You have a yearning for perfection.' Like I needed a piece of paper to tell me that."
"Mine says, 'You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.'"
"Well, I agree with the grace part. What does yours say, Daddy?"
"'You have a deep appreciation for the arts and music'."
"Did you make that up?"
"No, that's what it says."
"Are you sure it doesn't say, 'Your elderly parents will come to mysterious harm'?"
"Oh, I can live with mine. 'You will be showered with good luck.'"
"I knew I should have taken that one."
"What did yours say again?"
"'You will write continuously on a small black notebook'?"
"No, I don't think that was it."

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