"Still haven't met Steve. Taj is all right, though."
"By 'all right', I assume you mean that he has not spoken to you?"
"He doesn't bother me and I don't bother him. What else could I ask for in a roommate?"



"So my sister and I have a theory based on cirumstantial evidence that states
'girls interact with their roommates more than guys do'. Do you have any insight on the subject?"
"My roommate and I drew a line down the middle of the room with duct tape. We even split the doorway."
--*Andrea/Austin

Top 10 Ways You Know You're In College
10)You have the phone number for the pizza delivery place memorized.
9)You have a calling card, but no phone.
8)You have a credit card, but no job.
7)You have more milk crates in your room than furniture.
6)You know how many people will fit in your closet, a shower stall, or the trunk of your car.
5)You actually know someone named "Sasha".
4)You live with someone you have never met.
3)You have ever seen a sofa fall past your window. On fire.
2)You have ever been part of a team whose goal it was to get a Volkswagon to the top of an administration building by dawn.
1)You have paid more than a hundred dollars for an Economics textbook that you returned, unread, for $2.50 at the end of the semester without batting an eye.


The Battle