This WebTV is marvelous
I sit playing it all the time
My house is going down hill fast
My manicure is dying

My husband goes to bed at night
I lay not by his side
I'm too busy on the discussion boards
This compulsion I can't hide

My kids are even starting to complain
They miss the food I cooked
More and more they're eating out
Unless my Web's unhooked..

I may have to get some help
To get me off this Web
I haven't slept real good in months
I walk around half dead

I dont kow what I'm going to do
To quench this need in me
But until I figure out how to stop
I'll be on my WebTV...