A- Doctor
If 300 med schools graduate 2 classes each year over 30 years there would be 18,000 doctors out there who graduated last in their class. A pitiful few are jailed for their crimes. Not enough leave the profession voluntarily. Happily, some of them die, preferaby while under the care of an incompatent colleague. I suppose one of these under acheivers proved to be a late bloomer- going on to win a Nobel Prize. I doubt it. But, after adding in those doctors who graduated last in the classes of foreign med schools and practice in this country, I'm sure that my estimate may be generously low. How many of your doctors have valid licenses to practice? I didn't even count them into my total.
Spiral, my lovely wife, and I have traveled from coast to coast, both North and South, seeking out these Mengle Medical School graduates. They aren't hard to find- just acquire a fatal, but little understood virus, pick up the phone and make an appointment.
They're waiting for you
Dr. Muffalata
Dr. Dildo
Dr. Jay Hawker
The Baby Docs of St. Ludicrus
The $200 Nuerologst
Dr. Melon- The Breast Surgeon of Bangor
Admiral Weid
The Loud Asian Doctor In The Poconos
Dr. Jerry Falwel
Dr. Anatovichlytsky Zdgbryllychtschich
Hospital California
The Joker
