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ARG!: a word that can be used as a swear word, confused word, happy word, etc. Example: "ARG!!! I can't believe that I missed "The Wonderful World of Cheese in a Can"!
Avocados: a name for anything
B
Blebbins, the Evily Insane Midget of Death: the nickname my friend Brock gave me
Boghosian: extremely boring and monotonous
Boston Terrier Call: a snort, to call a Boston Terrier.
Boyly pants: the opposite of girly pants
C
Crescent Fresh: very cool. This is actually from Sifl and Olly!
F
Freshman - Those who you do not date. Even though at first you may find one and think he's mature, trust me, he's really not. I know from experience.
Frumious Bandersnatch: not just a snatch, but a FRUMIOUS BANDER-one!!!
G
Grunky: kinda weird. Muddy, moldy, so-so.
I
Icky Dance: the dance you do when you see/hear/do/touch something icky. To do it you jump up and down and jog in place and shake your hands. Do this as fast as you can. That's the icky dance.
J
Jive: This is a word Evan and I used. It means cool/sexy.
Jonesin' (to go): The process of going to your favorite grocery store and looking for any Jones Soda labels that you don't have. You must then proceed to buy a bottle and drink the colorful liquid goodness.
L
Lay the Smack Down: This is possibly the most important phrase I use. Anybody can lay the smack down, but only few can do it with such flair as I. There's a hand motion for this. Lay your left hand out flat in front of you at about waist height. Take your right hand palm up and put it about eight inches above your left hand and lay your right hand down quickly onto your left hand so it falls at a 90 degree angle and makes a good smack sound. If you did it right, you will have laid the smack down.
Lip Stuff: my phrase for chapstick, lipstick, lip gloss, anything that goes on your lips, more or less. There is a hand signal that I use for asking if one has lip stuff I may borrow. I do a certain thing with my hand (I tried to figure out how to describe it, but it was too hard), which more or less looks like I'm waving my hand in front of my lips.
Lorraine: Lorraine is my friend Heather's inflatable couch. She's beautiful. She's clear with purple stripes through her. She's very special to my friend Brandon and I.
M
Mister Man, the Person's Person: the nickname I gave my friend Brock
O
Oh, behave!: ever since my mom and I saw the new Austin Powers movie we've been saying this.
Oh, my!: what Jason M. and I say if something is interesting or if we're surprised.
Ooo-ma!: what Holly and I say when something is tasty. Put stress on both syllables. Example: "Ooo-ma! This is really yummy!"
P
Pront: hamster sex
S
Sign-vwooping: Okay, this has a story to go behind it. This happened last year when I was in Juneau, and my friends Robert, Joe, and I were walking along a street at night, and we saw a sign that had come undone from the bottom bolt, and someone had bent it upwards. So, Robert and Joe started bending the sign back downward and then let it go quickly, and it made sort of a "vwoop" noise, thus sign-vwooping.
Snort: (Not to be confused with a sneeze or a wet fart) *Hehehe*,
that sleeping person just made a "snort" noise! 1. Being caught in the
act of sleeping while making a funny inhaling sound; 2. Mocking
someone/thing that just made a funny inhaling sound by making the same
funny noise, sometimes over and over again in a vicious circle; 3.
Something notty with numerous side affects. Snort, Snorting, Snorted,
Snortly, or Snortish; but not sneet. Also see "Snort of Approval" and "Boston Terrier Call"
Snort of Approval: It all started with Hallie's dog Maxine. She's a snorter and my friend Jason (Moll, not Palmer) and I came up with the Snort of Approval. Whenever we agree with something, we'll snort. Or if there's a lull in the conversation, we'll snort, thus provoking conversation.
Spooge: Therese and I use this a lot. We yell it in the commons. It means what you think it sounds like. *L*
W
Weet: this is a sound my friend Therese makes when she laughs. It's awesome! She sounds like a guinea pig!!!
Whoo ah!: A sound of excitement that Taylor makes.
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