Zzz'Yurmr's Fantastic Fruit Cake was submitted by Chris Detwiler on 5/16/98. Range: Touch Casting time: 1 round Duration: See below Components: V, S, M This spell was created by a very old and senile wizard (whom obviously had too much time onhis hands). A wizard casting this spell must touch one freshly baked fruit cake. Immediately after casting, the fruit cake spontaneously grows legs and leaps in a random direction running and screaming and babbling insanely. It will continue to run until it impacts with a solid object (wall, tree, mouth of a hungry monster, etc). The scream of the fruit cake can be heard from half a mile away. In combat, the fruit cake is treated as AC 10 and 1hp. This spell can be somewhat of a distraction in a dungeon, but otherwise it has no practical application other than to impress the local townsfolk. note: this spell requires 3 times the normal number of spellbook pages that a level 1 spell needs.